Still not Jason Todd.

fuck the seven deadly sins. reblog and tag your most toxic trait: aggression, suspicion, manipulativeness, dominance, risk-taking, callousness or grandiosity

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made

bimbo swarm adventure.

RANCH 2

*meeting gets called* oh nice, my coffee break

"without parental supervision teens will throw house parties" Um NO??? without supervision teens will quietly disrupt their sleep schedules & eat pizza for breakfast? Yes there might be property damage but strictly bc they'll try to magnetize knives or something to put on tiktok

“but what if they invite friends over” they’re only gonna invite friends over so they can cheat at among us, brenda. they’re teenagers, they’re too sleep-deprived to party

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3

The unique humiliation of spelling something so badly spellcheck won’t even try

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

god gave them hands but not shame