Gem 🌟

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

thats right

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

try as we might, no alternative to phone in bed has been discovered