venting

Dear God, did you have to send me news like that, today of all days? I know, I know we are The Chosen People, but once in awhile, can't you choose someone else?

Errielle Azerradd

And you can wail and whine and blame the Jews and the Zionists all you want. We didn’t fucking do this. You did.

If you actually believed that both were the same thing, you are in a incredibly privileged spot where you know you can survive four years of Trump with little to no personal change in your life.

Seen at shul during chag

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

There’s an illusion that doing nothing when you have the power to do something means you are not involved. But not touching the lever is a choice too, and it’s not free of consequences.

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And at this point, I flatly refuse to make a difference. You shout the slogans, you bear the responsibility.

And even if you look at these images and still don’t think that’s what a Intifada would look like, please question yourself as to why these have happened, and why there’s so little noise about it outside Jewish communities, and what are you doing to stop it.

The reuben sandwich is the best recent food invented by a jew

EDIT: K so I looked it up and it turns out matzah brei by definition isn't matzah + eggs, it's matzah + water, but I've only ever had it with eggs so to me matzah brei = matzah + eggs. Still don't agree that you should lose the eggs though.

Noodle kugels are infamously sweet, too sweet according to some. Yerushalmi kugel is... weird imo; sweetish but also peppery.

My grandma has only ever made sweet kugel, and I eat it in front of her because she loves it. I have always worried about losing the recipe when she is no longer with us since I’ve never enjoyed it, but preserving it was still important to me. Glad to know I can make a few alterations to my taste and keep the tradition going :)

Jew: Uhhhh

Egyptian God: Wait why are you doing that. Why is that a holiday. What happened

Honestly I’m very confused. Many of us DID go back to israel, and you get mad at us for that. Now that we don’t, you get mad at us. If we went, you would still care about the “genocide” because we’re white colonizers now. You just hate Jews.

The reuben sandwich is the best recent food invented by a jew

EDIT: K so I looked it up and it turns out matzah brei by definition isn't matzah + eggs, it's matzah + water, but I've only ever had it with eggs so to me matzah brei = matzah + eggs. Still don't agree that you should lose the eggs though.

Noodle kugels are infamously sweet, too sweet according to some. Yerushalmi kugel is... weird imo; sweetish but also peppery.

My grandma has only ever made sweet kugel, and I eat it in front of her because she loves it. I have always worried about losing the recipe when she is no longer with us since I’ve never enjoyed it, but preserving it was still important to me. Glad to know I can make a few alterations to my taste and keep the tradition going :)