TMNT requests/matchups open

Y/N: "If I'm a 'bitch' then why be around me?"

Raph: "Shut the fuck up"

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

Most people I know in real life love to make stupid wordplay jokes, and I just know that Donnie would do that as well

I got inspired by a series of posts on @misteria247's blog about turtle heights across different universes.

So I made these (using https://hikaku-sitatter.com/en/):

Some of the words got cut off, so I added them manually.

For those wondering/worrying if Bayverse Splinter would be taller than 2012 Splinter, good news! 2016 Leo is the same height as 2012 Splinter (6' 2") so Bayverse Splinter would be shorter.

Also, capitalizing their whole names makes them seem... I don't know, spelled wrong?

Leo is thoroughly flustered over the sheer amount of people who've been fawning over his nose. He's definitely shaped though, I agree with yall 🍻 I suppose it's time to be nice to him and give him some love instead of aggressively punching him in the kidney over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

A Rainy Walk Back Home

Love it.

Oh my god

wanted to quickly get that out of my head 😂

I recently noticed a new mark under my left eye and I'm like schweet a new addition to my 75832746237482346324 marks I already have on my body.

The older I get, the more little marks I get on my body. Achieving peak constellation form ✨