Geek Mode Activated

The bullet bandolier over the skirts is a look. 😌

reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard

“Slay”, huh.

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

I hope mobile ad designers who make the X too small to hit so people accidentally open the app store are sleeping well tonight, because you have a long eternity ahead of you in hell

all four members of my chemical romance sitting in the furthest corners of the bus, avoiding each others eyes and desperately sweating from the effort of not making any music together while on tour.

#they have to lock up all the guitars after each show so they dont slip up and start composing something

post cancelled. these bitches didnt even make it on the bus before crafting a six minute epic.

Corporate media will not cover the climate crisis.