🪓🪏Pain or Pleasure?💉

If you somehow got friendly enough with them to not be murdered.This is just for fun obviously

🔪The Number One Slasher Micheal Myers🚑

Category “Love”- Hey you won the “Love” of Micheal Myers.Its not your love but it’s the closest you’re going to get.

He shows his “Love” by allowing you to move into the house.Which in comparison to someone more capable of love it’s like making a joint bank account.He will absolutely murder you if you get in the way but he will do it maskless which is like a mercy killing.If you don’t get in the way by playing Hero you two will have a long life together but you won’t realize you’re a couple because it’s not normal by 1970s standards to be together so long without speaking or breeding or sharing a bed.

How to survive this relationship:

1.)Don’t have sex with him or anyone else.

2.)Do not invite other people over

3.)Don’t drink or do drugs.

4.)DO NOT GET IN HIS WAY

5.)Do not pull a ‘I can fix him’ or ‘I only understand him’ energy he will get bored of you quickly.He doesn’t care for sex or anything like that so don’t fuck your self over

His version of Sex and intimacy:

Other than moving in and following the rules.if you clean up his crimes and keep Loomis from causing a headache that’s like sex.He won’t care for it but it would peak his interest.

Letting him play cat and mouse with stalking you around the house.

His after care?Leaving him the fuck alone

🏊🏾The Number two Slasher Jason Vorhees 🏒

Category Love:Congrats you got LOVE you’re fucked.

How he shows his Love.His mama raised a gentlemen.He’d leave flowers on your door and try to court you normally but he can’t speak so he can’t properly court you. He won’t track blood into your cabin or blood.Take her shoes off by the door.He is sweetness.

How to Survive his Love:

This might the easiest one out of most slashers.

1.)Be a good girlfriend and future wife.

Grieve when he is hurt.

Don’t take male friends.If you do show intense disinterest if they seek romantic companionship.

Cook and clean for him.

Love honor and obey even when you aren’t married

2.)Have Pamela’s approval which ties into the first rule.If mother disapproves you’re fucked.

3.)First two went well.Now the final nail to avoid your coffin is bare him children.You’re a respectable woman congrats!

4.)NEVER REMARRY WHEN HE DIES

He is Sexually intimate once you two are married.Kisses and sex as it’s pure now.If you’re in the camp.You helping his mother would make him swoon.Patching him up and caring for him oh he’s head over heels.Which means you got to get your hands a little bloody.If you’re weary to murder I suggest you move near the camp but not in camp.Taking care of his mother’s grave instead and be ready for him.Its a normal relationship outside him being a slasher.But if you’re not into the Traditional American Christian values oof.He maybe one of the few slashers you can reject safely if you have a friendship with his mother.He listens to mother after all.

👻Billy and Stu.They’re kinda a Hive mind 📞

Category Love: The only way this works is if you get your hands bloodied

How they love.Like any teenage couple sex and chaos.You have to he in on their plans.The Harley Quinn to these Jokers.The Bonnie to the Clyde’s.High life on the run murdering and terrorizing.Billy is the leader.Your the Ass and Stu’s the muscle.Having a woman makes killing fun and easier.Seeing victims run to you for help just to be lead back.If the two survive you can expect always living the high life.Kill Sidney or patch them up you’re set for life

How to survive:

I lied saying Jason was easy.

1.)Kill Sidney or save these two.

2.)Never leave the life or a slasher unless Billy wants to.Not Stu.Billy.

You’re set.Only two rules honesty.

Life with them is sex sex sex and murder murder murder.And Gettin away with it all.

Stu Tops you both.You guys are very sexually intimate and very fucked up domestic chats.

Hereeeeeee’s Brahms!!!See what I did there?

Heyyyy you got LOVE: fun combo huh?We know how to earn his interest follow the rules.And if he kills your abusive ex drool all over him this is the rare situation where the “I can fix him” and “only I understand him” actually works.

Reward his good behavior and punish bad ones.But be careful how you punish he is still a bratty child.You’ll be a in a fucked up situation in being a between of a mother and lover.Which will get your “Love” to Love.You have to teach him.

How he shows his love or “love” he’d say sorry in his baby voice and leave you little snacks.Or draw you a picture.

How he will Love on you will he trying to give his body to you and explore your body.Collecting your things.Fucking a pillow that smells like you.When he gets more knowledge he might just actually say it with more understanding.He doesn’t understand if he hurts you unless you make it clear so if he hurts you he will be genuinely sorry.

How to survive:

1.)Don’t do what Greta did at the end.

Do not fight back and do not leave him.

Intimacy is mixed.Sexually it’s all there but emotionally……No he’s still a child.You try he’ll just age regress but with help then not really he won’t be interested but he’ll try for a reward

Leather Face I am not writing all his alias.

He is a big Love

He is a big ol lover boy.Its just his family you gotta look out for.Love on him and protect him without harming his family.You will be hidden for awhile and grow accustom to eating human meat.He loves you by protecting you.He is a Protector.

He cuddles and kisses.He don’t know how to have sex so Youll have to show him but he will like it a lot.

He will show you how to be a use to his family.And you two will have a shot gun wedding.But if you’re reading this you must not need it.

How to survive:

1.)Follow blood is thicker than everything rule.Protect the family,Provide for the family and kill for the family.Don’t strain from the family.

This man will get you and do anything for you.He won’t deny you anything.As long as it follows rule one.He wouldn’t want to kill his sweetie.

🐊Pearl ⭐️

It’s “Love” : Yup.

Get her off that fucking farm and get her into porn.Yeah that’s how you get her love and survive.Never outshine her.Always tell the truth and never fear her.Do whatever she fucking wants.The farther you are from the spotlight the better.Make yourself ugly if you’re prettier than her.Make sure she’s a star.

She’ll love you by doing what she thinks you like.Staring at her in awe.Sexually seducing you.She will cheat on you.And adore obsessive fans.But she will kill them for you too.She will either love you with a passion or despise you Theres no in between.M

Give her the star life and she’ll be your little start.

How to survive:

1.)DO NOT GET BETWEEN HER AND FAME

2.)DO NOT OUTSHINE HER OR CATCH HER ON A BAD DAY

You survival is mostly up to fate.The only thing that saved Howard was previous relations while her mother was alive you don’t have that you’re FUCKED.

⛪️Bo Sinclair🛻

Catergory: “Love”

Yeah he can’t ever love you.He is highly aggressive and untrusting idk how the fuck you were able to be considered any of this side but who cares.He “Loves” you by weaponizing your love for him to perform tasks for him.Letting you fuck him and praising you.He’d even give you a slap on the ass and call you good boy or girl.You get to much mind on you he will weaponize your insecurities to put you down to dominate you.

surviving the relationship depends how long you’re useful.I suggest you get the fuck outta dodge when the plan is complete.

🦌Lester Sinclair🐾

Catergory:Love

Lester is love.He isn’t that much involved with the killings and shit hell his brothers don’t even acknowledge him as a use.He just leads people to be killed.How he shows his love is like how most men like him show love.Just saying it and being a man.Fucking you.Loving on you.He tells you how much he appreciates you and you do the same to make him swoon harder.Telling him how helpful and manly he is.

All you have to do to survive is stay with him.Call him check on him be cute.Hell he’d introduced you to his brothers once y’all both married with a little one or not he may just move somewhere with you his brothers don’t care.

🕯️Vicent Sinclair🕯️

Catergory: Love

Highly insecure man.But loves you.He loves you letting you stay with him while he works.Letting you see him without the mask.Kissing on him and such.He is insecure about touching you the wrong way turning the wrong way.So Praise and compliments like Lester works.

He makes a wax figure of you if you were to pass via Bo if he can’t manipulate you or you make Vincent to confident for Bo’s manipulation.

Getting intimate isnt an issue.Once he knows you have needs he tries to abide.Making him realize his work gives him talents with his hands.Using lotions instead of wax.Or if you’re into wax he’d use candle wax.

Cuddling with you and the dog is common too.He is easy to fluster but if you try something with the dog around he’ll give you a sound to back off until the dog leaves.

How to survive:

Desperation

Lestat saw ghosts long before he saw death.One he didn’t want to see was Armand.Fucking Bland sugarless cake Armand.Why the fuck would Louis fuck Armand.Lestat fucked Armand but so did everyone.He performed but when he noticed it wasn’t a false memory but indeed was Armand he had one thing on his mind.Louis would never know how A weakened, severely injured Lestat traveled to Paris to seduce (beg)Armand for blood to heal. How his devoted Armand refused, locked him in a cell, starved him, and blackmailed him with his own and Gabriella’s life. Making him go against the biggest separation between Lestat and his father’s lasting wish for him.

He stopped playing his Piano.Grabbed it.And threw it at Armand knocking him through a building.

Armand:”It didnt hold..”

Lestat slammed Armand down the sewer drain.

Lestat:”You’re going to wish your maker-“

Armand grabbed Lestat by the throat freezing time as the sun rose burning Lestat making him hurry into his home.

Armand:”I wonder what was so special about Him and that Special girl.Why would Lestat take in two unequals.What made them more fascinating then I?What made Daniel Mollay my own Fledging more interesting enough to entertain?A Bipolar Manic more interesting.”

Lestat:”You do not speak of Him!”

Armand:”You watched as he burned.”Lestat choked him as Armand smiled,”I got your attention now?”

Armand slit his own wrist offering it for Lestat burns.Lestat drank Armand tasted as desperate and unattractive as he remembered.Armand moaned softly

Lestat:”Only you can make needy desperation look Bland.”

Armand eyes widen with rage.

Armand:”I wasnt to bland For Louis.”

He swung Lestat to the floor sitting on top of him.

Armand:”Let me show you the things Marius and Louis liked…”

Armand kissed Lestat it felt so disgusting from both ends.Lestat bit Armand’s tongue making him pull back the same time Lestat smelled Louis on him.He pulled Armand back kissing the younger looking man.They both didn’t want eachother not in the way two people should when they sleep together.He was No Nicki,Not his mother,Not Louis he was no one.And Armand knew it.

Yet Lestat was letting Armand ride him.a Desperate movement of his hips trying to get Lestat hard for him looking back.He wanted so badly.Armand put his neck to Lestat as the smell of Louis got him hard.Armand rid him as Lestat’a cock felt good.Lestat stared at the ceiling hate fucking Armand.

The sound of Armand’s ass clapping only reminded him of why what the kids call situationship ended

Armand was boring.He made sex feel boring.This moment that would be hot with anyone else was boring.

Armand knew Lestat saw him as boring.He bit and scratched but nothing remembering how Daniel thought of him.took an interest in him.More than even Louis did in 70 years of being together.Armand drank from Lestat,Lestat stifling a moan.Armand licked the blood to Lestat nipples sucking on it and playing with the other.Not even noticing Lestat lost interest in trying to please him. Armand lost his use when he couldn’t fix Nicki’s mind anymore.He doesn’t know why he’s letting Armand be a rebound.

Lestat:”Dull and Loveless…”

Armand:”Then put some effort.”

Lestat:”wasn’t talking about the sex. तुम उसी वेश्या की तरह संभोग करते हो जिसने तुम्हें जन्म दिया है। “

Carrie White X POC!Female Reader

I was new to the school.Immediately people were annoying making fun of my hair despite theirs being similar.Or my dark skin despite their fake tans.I sat down alone feeling miserable when I saw a girl look at me. She was heavy-set, awkward teenager with pale skin, mousy wet brown hair, and severe acne.Basically another teenager.Her clothes were outdated and conservative.It made her look larger.I waved at her awkwardly as she looked around Before coming to me.

"Hi I'm...."

I wanted to say my real name but I felt embarrassed.Not because it was bad or anything but people usually mispronounce badly either by accident or trying to be funny Racist.

"What's your name?"

Carrie:"Carrie...White..."

I chuckled,"Clearly" before smacking myself in the head wondering if that was accidentally rude as hell.

"Sorry been awhile since I talked to someone nice."

Carrie:"Your hair looks soft.What do you use"

"Really?"

I smiled holding my hair.My heart beating a bit before shaking my head remembering why I had to switch schools.

"Afro Sheen..."

Carrie:"Your hair looks smell good too.......Can I...Can I touch your hair."

"You're not suppose to ask a black girl that..."

Carrie:"Why?"

"I...Don't know something my mom says....Sure you can touch it."

She used her chubby fingers to touch it smiling.

Carrie:"Reminds me of Alpaca wool.Wish my hair was like yours."

"Im going to the beauty shop after work.Maybe you can come with?I mean if you're not busy."

Carrie:"My mom wouldn't lend me money"

"It's okay I'll pay if you're comfortable."

She nodded smiling.We sat together in class.When suddenly someone behind me yelled.I turned seeing a pencil broke in their hands before I noticed they were sticking pencils in my fro.

Teacher:"Go to the nurse."

Class ended as it was time for Gym class.I jogged in place as I saw 'Carrie White Eats shit' I was confused why the hell that was there.Has she done something to make the whole school hate her?I went to the showers cleaning up looking away from the girls changing as I was in pain.

"Fuck...Hey Carrie?"

She came over smiling at me.

Carrie:"Yes?"

"I think I'm starting my period can you get my bag?"

Carrie looked at me confused.

Carrie:"Period doesn't start til 5 minutes."

She said reassuringly I was confused if she was making a joke.

"No I mean...Ow..."

Carrie:"Are you okay?Oh my-HELP SOMEBODY HELP US!"

My face went red as she was freaking out I dried out and grabbed a tampon changing when I saw she was stumbling confused.I hurried to her when everyone was circling and chanting 'Period' and 'Plug it up."I tried to move them away but I couldn't.I ran to get a teacher.The Gym teacher pushed me aside and ran.She explain to Carrie how to use a tampon  handling the girls as I sat outside the office waiting for anything.

Mr.Mortan called me in after Carrie left.

Mr.Mortan:"Shaniqua why don't you take Cassie out for a little girls night out.As a reward for your kindness."

I doubt he cared whether that was my name or not I just nodded

"Can you call my mom and let her know what you told me?"

He nodded dialing before the teacher grabbed it to make the call and I left with Carrie.As we drove to the beauty shop.I paid for her and got myself a cheap trim.The girls were extremely nice to her complimenting her a lot.

"I got bullied a lot at my old school too."

Carrie looked at me then smiled awkwardly.Her hair became fluffy when we were done.We went to my house as my mom was sleeping.I put a blanket over her and kissed her head leaving a note.We sat on my bed with the door open.

Carrie:"Why did you leave your old school?You said you were bullied right?"

I nodded embarrassed.

Carrie:"Why you're pretty?"

I smiled

"I don't want us to stop being friends."

Carrie scoot closer,"Tell me"

"I....I kissed someone and...got caught."

Carrie:"Oh....Well if your pray the lord will forgive you right?We can still go to heaven together."

I smiled nodding.I wasn't completely honest but I appreciated what she said.When my mom woke up she dropped Carrie off.I gave Carrie my number.My mom wanted to do the same for her mom.We are together alone as my mom looked at me.

Mom:"Carrie.She's a good girl."

"Yes ma'am."

Mom:"But you shouldn't be around her.You're still sick."

"I...Mom I'm cured I promise.The therapy helped a lot.And Carrie told me I can ask the lord for Forgiveness I did."

Mom:".....(sigh)Well.....Fine but be responsible if you feel temptations go straight home."

I nodded.

Mom:"You did good keeping the door open"

I went to bed feeling my hair..She said it was soft and that I was pretty...When I Woke up we picked Carrie up before she got to walking.I waved at her smiling.She got in sitting with me I hand her a friendship bracelet.She put it on as we went to classes.We went to my locker as I saw words spray painted.I went to look but the Janitor told me.

Janitor:"You don't need to see this girl.What you need from your locker."

I frowned and went outside sitting on the steps.

"Always something."

Carrie came over smiling sitting beside me.

Carrie:"Hey..."

"Hi...."

Carrie:"It's my fault they happened,They know you got the teacher for me."

"Let's skip showers and Gym today."

Carrie:"I'm excused for a week..."

"Good I need a friend right now....And I want to tell you the truth about something."

Carrie looked at me suspiciously.Then nodded we went to the field hiding under the bleachers.

"I....I had to leave my school because the person I kissed was another girl.....I'm cured now!But that's why my mom says I'm sick...that's why she scared of us hanging out."

Carrie stared at me she looked puzzled and confused.I worried I said the wrong thing.

“Don't leave."

Carrie didn't leave she just kept thinking.Before she turned her head toward beer can it suddenly rises then darted it past my head fast.

Carrie:"Don't lie to me again.Best friends don't keep secrets from eachother."

I smiled my eyes watering as I held her tightly.

"Thank you...."

She smiled at me.

"Maybe we can go to prom together as friends...I mean if you'd like.We can go dress shopping and everything."

Carrie nodded as we laughed running from the bleachers together.She showed me she had a crush on Tommy Ross.Pretty boy.A stereotypical popular guy with a popular girlfriend.We sat in the library together since the movie shown had nudity.Tommy was nice though.He threw a book at one of his friends who called me the hard R.

Me and Carrie shared a chocolate as we read.I showed her ‘Screw Magazine’ and she showed me her art.I felt like I belonged.We both laughed and gossiped.

"Trust me the popular shanks end up pregnant at the diner and their boyfriends end up deadbeat drunks reminiscing about highschool.And girls like us own buildings."

She smiled at me.

"One day I'm going to have a beach house in Florida.All these rednecks will be begging us to let them in."

Carrie:"Us?"

"Yeah best friends forever right?Come on promise me we'd go to Florida together."

She hooked my pinky.We saw plug it up on her locker.And the R on mine.A bunch of tampons falling out the locker and hair brushes out on mine.The halls laughed.She didn't react.

"(Whisper)Turn on the sprinklers ruin their hair day."

She laughed nodding bitting her lip as the sprinklers went off all the thousands of tampons on the floor expanded as the girls and guys yelled and ran off.We laughed together running.

"I wish I had dish soap too."We laughed so hard it sounded like Carrie never laughed before,"Carrie you're my guardian Angel."

We walked home together.She told me how she hid beauty magazines in the closet so her mom wouldn't find them.

"Maybe you can make Chris implants explode,Ahhhhhh daddy's money"

I said laughing pretending to have exploding breasts as Carrie smiled at me laughing.We watched as the girls ran the tracks.Sometimes Carrie would make the girls trip causing them all to start again.Then we'd look up miracles at the library down town.

"Clearly your gift is a miracle.People in court get paid a lot of money for their pain and suffering so what if your gift is payment for yours."

Carrie:"We are late for class."

"Oh shit."

We hurried back as the janitor was cleaning the girls had wet hair and running eyeliner.Not to mention butthole lips.They were trying to fix themselves up putting their phones in tampons.Carrie was drawing Chris in exploding boobs.Tina was trying to make fun of Carrie but we weren't listening.Something that irritated her clearly.Apparently Chris got kicked out of school.

Contains Medical play & Collaring,Shoeriding

Gideon’s Patient

I had a collar around my neck wearing a straitjacket when Gideon came in my body in heat as I whimpered got his attention

Gideon:”Easy Doctor is here….”

I went to him crawling holding his pants as he pet my head looking at my medical file licking the fabric covering his crotch my tongue eargerly messing with the zipper.

Gideon:”Awee what’s wrong?broke your last toy?”I rub my dick on his huge shoes begging as he chuckled,”Such a waste of the virus you are….Though I can’t say your symptoms arent…..intriguing.Enough now…”

I whined when he pulled out the remote and shocked me off his shoe.He grabbed medical equipment the same ones he used to..Neuter me…I whined Everytime I tried to go to him he shocked me again sending electric pulses to my collar.

“Pleaseeee pleaseee…”

Gideon:”If you’re behaved you can get what you want…”I felt rage I grabbed my chain from my collar attaching me to the wall pulling on it,”Now (Your name)If I have to come over there and give you a shot.”I laid flat as he came over putting something in my body then pat my hip,”Good boy…Now I can give you a treat would you like a nice lollipop?”I held him spreading my legs ready as he reached in his pocket holding up a swirl pop with a grin putting it in my mouth,”There you go.”He was being so cruel to me Evan though I’ve been good,”Alright…alright”He unhooked the chain from the wall and lead me pulling my collar as I followed him to his bedroom as he placed me on the bed,”any symptoms yet?”

I felt an intense heat that kinda hurt,”Hurt….hot…..”

Gideon:”Good boy..you take your medicine so well….”

“Still doctor’s Favorite?”

Gideon:”Did Grace make you jealous…”He said playing with the tip of the scalpel on my collar bone,”She isn’t a patient…Don’t worry…”He cut my chin as I looked at him needy letting him swirl his tongue on in between the cut flesh he groaned enjoying it carefully removing each strap of my jacket showing black veins all over my body with perfect stitching,”What does my patient want?Far too thin for Lypo….Or should I fatten you up again?”He knew he turned me on,”Or shall I make you a woman…No…You’re perfect….but maybe I can give you new skin….what color would you like it?”I gasped feeling him inside me holding him to me,”You’re stronger…Its working…”My thighs got bigger growing around him my veins thicker and darker my body growing,”Yes…..Perfection…”

My cock grew up his chest nearly touching his mouth as he licked the tip while fucking the muscles around my head stretch and got thicker as he fucked me deep my breathing going deeper deeper and deeper my teeth falling out he licked my bloody gums as my new teeth stabbed his tongue he liked it I can tell as he was tearing into my sides of layered muscle.He slammed us into the head board more causing the ceiling to crack from the force

“(Monstrous noise)”

Gideon:”Beautiful….beautiful…oh when they see you….”I felt my self want to cum but my cock was so overlapped it would spray on his face he licked my new long shaft and held one of my balls with his hand jiggling it,”Come on tyrant give it all you got.”He blew himself inside me grinning as it activated something primal I pinned him to the bed my tongue 8 feet long licking his face and neck my seeing dripping all over him,”Yes….”I put myself in him panting like a overgrown dog as his eyes widen his mask slipping off as he gripped my chest he was letting me fuck him it felt good,”Enough creature…”I was so close….”ENOUGH!”He slapped me as I pulled out whining,He looked at me intrigued;”did I use my safe word ?”He said mockingly I went to hurry to him but he chained me up,”I’m tired tend to yourself.”I whined still so close he gave me a toy way to small for me now as he redressed before seeing a alert,”Such a shame…”

I let out a loud screech as he left.

Your loot when killed: Collar and 5 Hemolytic Injector.

Scary Movie Imagine:

Pumpkin head

It was Halloween I was making sure every thing was perfect.Trick or treaters were outside knocking as I hurried with a big bowl of candy and sage.Passing them out looking and looking.But he wasn’t here.I sighed going back inside closing the door.I went back outside for the next trick or treaters seeing my little boy.

“You get into some trouble silly?”

My pumpkin head nodded as I smiled giving him candy as he came in seeing lanterns.

“Made candied apple pie got some new scary movies ready to play.”

He visited me every Halloween he hurried on the couch ready to snack as we watched dark web videos.When suddenly my pumpkins were smashed outside

“(Sigh)Can’t they let us have a nice Halloween.”

I tucked him in kissing his pumpkin head and read him a scary story.As I slept through the night.I heard some screams but didn’t really care.I went downstairs seeing a bunch of candy apples for me and my house clean.And a note saying

See you next year mommy.

The age gap is early 60s and reader is early 30s

Carol wasn’t sure about dating someone half her age but this woman was so kind and patient.And in the words of Daryl when she asked for advice,’You deserve to be happy.’

She crawled in bed holding the young woman who held her back,”Hey…Bad dream?”

Carol:”Worse a really good dream…”

You kissed her knuckles and gently massages her head as her hand moved slowly to your breasts the difference in skin was amazing so tight and soft.Her old rosemary around your neck she kissed in between your breasts as you smiled as you giggled her lips tickling you the scent of Virginia slims bringing a small comfort as you trust her

“Are you sure Carol…I know I’m your first…You know…”

Carol:”I deserve to be happy..”

You smiled kissing her back as she held you admiring your youthful body as she removed your clothes gently she wanted to make sure this was better than when Ed would make ‘love’ to her she trailed kisses down your stomach her lipstick leaving landmark flags as she reached your inner thighs kissing each side before twirling her tongue as your soft moaning felt so right so much more arousing then some sweaty ball drunk.Hearing your sweet voice as you trusted her with your most vulnerable pleasures

“Carol..”

Carol:”Yes what do you need…”

“I need you please…(soft hitching breathe)Please…”

She grabbed the toy adjusting it she wasn’t the best at it but she was good enough for you.

Carol:”Tell me if I’m going to hard on you.”

You nodded as she locked your hands with hers making sure you were comfortable your moaning was soft and high pitch loud and low pitch her nails massaging your skin as she held you close to her

“I love-“

Carol:”Shh don’t spoil it cutie”

You smiled gently then reached your Etsy as she felt her muscles losen and her body in bliss.You to cleaned eachother up admiring each others bodies in the bubble bath with bath salts you two hope weren’t expired

Carol:”I do adore you”

Daryl didn’t know what was wrong with you,You been very touchy and clinger than usual he didn’t mind it but he became concerned when you were fussing in bed.It took one talk with Carol to find out what was wrong.

You were horny.

He didn’t know how to react or really approach this.Hell it took forever for you two to date because both of you weren’t the type to make the first move.So when you two sat in bed you rubbed your cheek against his arm in a way that made him nervous.

Daryl:”So uh…I got the hints alright you want me to take…Care of ya.”

“Y..yeah…”

You two were awkwardly sitting for awhile before he went over you nervous he lowered his sweat pants enough and pulled your panties down you waited as he tried to find your hole with his finger when he felt something warm and wet he knew he found the right spot he went in leaning himself but he felt a huge tingle and pressure he hurriedly pulled out and sprayed on your thighs he turned red in the face as you had a look of shock then concern…then…Slight disappointment he got off quick

“Did you just…”

Daryl:”No.”

He said harsher than intended as you said

“I guess I got more excifed than I thought.”

Daryl:”I’m sleeping in the couch.”

He had little tears of embarrassment then left.You cleaned yourself and the sheets up and sighed going in your dresser with a rose toy removing Daryl’s mini picture and replacing it with one of Rick.

Daryl X Ex Wife reader Part 3

Lydia was in your arms as you hummed she was such a cutie pie letting you hum to her as she traced your arrow stick and like tattoo.As Daryl was cooking dinner his wood carved wedding ring still in he came over sitting down giving you and Lydia a bowl before eating,”Thanks Daryl”

Daryl:”No problem,I added bell pepper”

“Thank you”You three are dinner together it was a comfortable silence you and Daryl hearing shit Lydia’s day at school,”I’m glad you’re improving you’ve been working so hard baby”

Daryl:”Yeah we should do something to celebrate maybe camping?”

“Sure that’ll be fun I can borrow bug spray from Aaron’s.”

Daryl:”we still got sleeping bags?”

“Mhm should be in the garage”

Lydia got tucked in yawning,”Goodnight sweetie”

Daryl:”we’ll see you in the morning”You two went and left you cleaning the dishes as Daryl filled dog’s bowl,”Hey Y/N can I ask you something?”

“Of course what is it?”

Daryl:”Do you ever…think about us trying again?”

You stopped cleaning a pot,”Oh?what brought this up?”

Daryl:”Um(scratches head)Lydia has a point we are basically do most of the things we did while married,We raising a kid together..And we still…I still love you I never stopped…”

You looked at him soft eyed,”Oh…um…you really think that’s a good idea?I mean if we do this and we have a kid…”

Daryl:”We ain’t my parents..I know that now.I love you and I love our girl and dog.”

You smiled,”I…If you’re sure I’d love for us to try again.”

She was so adorable of course she’s young she didn’t know better I couldn’t help but chuckle I cooked at home as she licked the dessert spoon.

Lydia:”So why are you two divorced?”

“Well um…I was young when we first got married when I got older I grew and changed but your dad was already grown we couldn’t make it work.”

Lydia:”You ever think about trying again?”

I put the pie in the oven and set the timer,”I did honestly when he took you in.But it’s been so many years Theres no point now.”

Lydia:”You never dated after him?”

“No was focus on myself and couldn’t find interest.Your dad had some company though a pretty woman named Leah.I think he has feelings for Connie that sweet young lady.”

Lydia:”But you’re my mom-I mean you’re like my mom…And he’s my dad so..”

I smiled kissing her nose,”On another life maybe.Just not this one”

Imagine being Daryl’s ex wife and he still looks at you like this:

Lydia:”So you’re Ms.Dixon and Daryl is Mr.Dixon yet you two aren’t related or together.”

“I never went to the courthouse to get it changed back to L/N.”

Lydia:”And you two still wear your rings?”

Daryl:”Yup.”

Lydia:”And you two live together,And still love eachother?”

“Mhm.”

Daryl looks flustered

Snape took a shower and used hair care potions to make him smell good seeing his husband sitting down drinking a beer in his draws.He walked by his skinny body covered in only his bathrobes casually trying not to sound to needy,”Y/N you want another beer”

“Sure babe”

He grabbed the beer and refilled the bowl of pretzels as you didn’t make eye contact,”Thanks babe”

Severus:”You watching the baseball game?”

“Mm.”

Dammit he knows you’re practically a zombie when you watch your games he crawled on his knees moving between your legs rubbing his cheek on your crotch you looked down and chuckle,”Oh…Okay.”

He saw you hit the record button on the remote to tape the game as he lowered your draws to release his second husband.Licking and stroking it making eye contact as you huff and groan,”Such a good husband you are…”

Severus spit on your dick before kissing it arousing you a lot as you helped him straddle you his ass made for your dick as you held his Boney hips bouncing him on your cock as he held your shoulders panting,”Ah~Ah!Oh Y/N fuck me “He said as you lowered the recliner down bouncing him more as his nails left red line scratched on your shoulders to a small inch away from your areola

Severus:”I love you I love you I love you!”

He said intoxicated by how good your cock made him feel he really needed this and needed you bad bouncing his ass watching the veins in your neck show he kissed you neck and sucked on your Adam’s apple and licked the stubble on your chin

“Fuck Severus you~Fucking shit!”

A same familiar smile,”Hey honey Merle went out to catch us some fish.”

Daryl:”Okay…”

He said sitting down staring as your cheeks became a darker shade,”You’re staring….” You said in a sing sing tone

Daryl:”You’re just….Beautiful….”

You smiled looking away,”You going out?”

Daryl:”No…I want to stay…..”

“Oh darling….Id want nothing more…But our son needs you.”You said knitting a baby onsie for Laurant “I’m glad we didn’t stop after Lydia and Dog..”

Credits to: @mpregslover69 for inspiring the idea for this

Contains:Pre-Apoc AU ,Video camera,Cum blast,Look at my username for more info,The reader is not MTF just a femboy

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Glenn’s Manager called him,”Hey Rush Hour!Got two extra Large Medium Pizzas!Marcus called off so you’re up!”

Glenn:”Dude I was going to clock out-“

Manager:”The tip is 400$”

Glenn got on his bike fast and went to the wealthiest part of Atlanta going to the receptionist desk,”I got a order delivery for room G69”

Receptionist:”(lazy tone)Elevator right there sir.”

Glenn:”Right.”

He went to the elevator going up when he saw a man stressed out outside

Man:”This motherfucker taking forever!Hey you!Took you long enough-I said extra large Nevermind you’ll do.”

He pushed Glenn inside as he saw half naked women and one who isn’t fully a woman and Glenn figured out why the tip was so high and why Marcus drives a Audi A8 L on the same paycheck as Glenn

Glenn:”Fucking Marcus.”

Manager:”Yeah we thought he would be too Y/N change of plans we going foreign.”

You stood up and pout,”No Marcus?”

Manager:”No twink you’re faking it today.”

Glenn:”Hey…HEY!”

You looked him up and down and sighed,”Fiiiinneeee.So the scene is what you can guess I doubt you need a script because one hand is bigger than the other.”

Manager:”It’s arm you Dumb bitch.Okay places places!”

He pushed Glenn out the room as the cameras turned on Glenn was anxious knocking

Glenn:”Benerados pizza!”

The door opened as Glenn still couldn’t believe he was going to fuck a dude for 400$ the door opened as the fem boy came out,”You’re late hope you’re not expecting a tip.”Oh it’s one of those.

Glenn:”It’s 23.99$ Ma’am-Sir-“

You grinned genuinely trying not to laugh

Glenn:”As per your coupon you have a Soda and wings…..”

He noticed the Manager smacking his head texting Marcus

Glenn:”Listen I’m trying I don’t know what I’m doing”

He said as you smiled,”Oh you don’t?Dont they train you for this?Customer satisfaction?”You kissed him as Glenn was kinda into it but he wished it was a girl he anxiously looked shocked at you then kissed you back He dropped the pizza as you lead him to the bed as a bunch of women took off his clothes and tore yours off leaving you in women’s underwear,”Come on Pizza boy fuck me for your tip”

He crawled between your legs wearing his Black Ops Underwear and anxiously held your dick up to find your hole as you moaned in a dramatic fake way your balls kinda blocking the way your asshole,”Okay see it.”

Glenn lift your legs up pulling your back slightly making you surprised as he put himself in as he tried to imagine you’re Bayonetta he closed his eyes smacking his hips,”Yeah yeah I’m playing in infinite climax mode!”

The fake moaning was loud,”Oh yes fuck fuck yes right there Oh gonna cum Pizza boy.”

The crew sprayed fake cum on your face and out it around your stomach recording close as Glenn came to early making you say,”SHIT!”He pulled out panting as the crew cut

Manager:”5 minutes?Jeez…stretch out the time.”You got dressed and cleaned up ”Here’s your money.”

Glenn:”Sweet.”

Manager:”Fucking Virgins.”

I pinned Rick down covering his mouth as walkers passed I stared at him he was very handsome I admit that but noisy

Rick:”Thank you….”

I pushed my brows together then looked away my hand causally sliding away from his mouth to his chest then to my knife as I made sure it was clear when I felt something that made me jolt in my hole body

Rick:”Shit shit sorry-“

I covered his mouth again trying to ignore it poking in the right spot when the other group of walkers passed I got off him he hid his arousal as mine was more easily hidden from bagger clothes he seemed awkward and hard of focus as I rolled my eyes,”You don’t know how to stop it”

Rick:”Kinda hard right now -“

“I can see that.”

Rick:”ass.”

I stared and rolled my eyes going to him we can’t come up with a plan while he’s like this

Rick:”What are you-“

“Fixing it.”

He didn’t protest watching me unzip his pants and unbuckle his belt as I lowered my head taking him in

Rick:”(light sounds of exhales)Fuck….”

He acted like he never got a blow job before I held his legs on my shoulders as I blew him off my tongue knowing what he tasted like as he whimpered and gripped the cushion playing with his balls with my free hand man in him whine and tear up

Rick:”Y/N slow down(chocking on breath)Pl..please I’m starting to feel light headed”

I nibbled in his thigh as cock smelled like my spit he hissed as he came in my face some of it stuck on my eye lashes as I caught my breath his dick calmed down I wiped my face off as he buckled up looking daze still breathing heavily,”Now will you focus.”

I said wiping it off my chest now when he crawled in top of me fast looking at me panting and sweaty,”Pin me again.”

I looked at him red in the face I turned away,”I didn’t do that for-“

He put my hand on his chest,”Touch me again…”he grind his hips as I gasped rolling my head back as he licked and sucked on my Adam’s apple nibbling my shoulder like I did I his inner sweaty thigh

“Fuck….”I lowered my pants as we took off our clothes he straddled me as I held him close moving my hips as his nails were in my back his ass was tight it was hugging my cock nice and warm like a pie ,”Shit you have a nice ass…”As I pinned his hands over his head as he let me fuck him choking in air his sweating body curling his hair my hand felt his chest and played with his right nipple restraining him still with my left he was so good begging whimpering for me

“Yeah there you go you look so hot for me…you liked having me suck your pretty prick did you what would Shane say if he saw his best friend like this?”

He made a hiss sound his nipples were getting sore and my thrusts were slowing down I was going to come,”Fuck…Fuck…”

Rick:”Inside…Inside please “

My eyelids fluttered as I felt a huge stress in my lower torso relax as he let out a surprise breath his chest rising up and down as the side of the door knocked

Shane:”Y’all done yet?”

“SHANE!?!!”

We both said yelling at him on what took him so long

Based on a weird Dream I had while high:Daryl gifts Merle a support animal which has a surprise.Contains:Fluff,Talks of self loathing ,Cat child (don’t worry not in a weird way obviously),Fluffy

Merle was recovering his wounds from his fight with the governor he didn’t mind the meds he got but he couldn’t shoot a gun with barely any fingers and couldn’t provide anything worse part people were just letting him stay despite that.Daryl who been reading at the library was given a suggestion for a support animal so he went to alleys his next run and found something Alive still

“Meow?Meow?”

Merle:”The hell is that”

Daryl:”A kitten.”

It clicked for Merle was Daryl was trying to do,”Get out here man.”

Daryl placed the kitten down as it was purring Merle looked at it and sighed,”Damn softie.”

He poked the kitten as it stretched purring loudly

Merle:”Ain’t shit sweet cat.”

Merle didnt have the heart to return the cat to where it came from or discard it so he picked it up and covered it’s patch fur with a sleeve he turned into a shirt for the cat naming it

Merle:”Y/N come here”

The cat wobbled over meowing a lot climbing Merle’s leg as he picked it up and showed dinner,”What you want boy.”

“Meow!Meow!Meow!”It said trying to give Merle kisses and rub its head on his beard

Merle:”I know you too,But what you want you clearly want some”It purred as Merle sighed giving it some eggs as it made cute pleased noises,”Damn so little and almost ate half my damn omelet.”It was a cute addition one to the Dixon family

Daryl:”Merle did you put a Durag on Y/N?”

He asked seeing a cat with one in fact I’m putting contently on Merle’s neck

Merle:”Mind your business.”

One day Merle woke up not hearing purring and looked around,”Y/N!Y/N!pstpst”

“Daddy?”

He turned his head seeing a little boy sleeping on his laundry he looked at the boy for a minute then recognized some featured & said,”WHAT THE HELL!”You got startled your tail fluffed up as you hurried to his bed hiding behind him your favorite spot when you’re scared he put his shirt on you and carried you to the others and Daryl,”The hell you give me!?”

Daryl:”What Y/N blew up his box again-Who is that?????”

Rick:”And how they get in here??”

“Daddy to loud….”

The boy said hugging Merle frightened

Glenn:”Whoa it’s a Neko!First walkers now this!”

Merle:”The hell is that a Chinese curse???”

Glenn:” I’m Korean.And no it’s just a person who is half cat my little cousin was obsessed with animes-“

Rick:”Are they harmless.”

Glenn:”Very.”

Judith yelled happily clapping her hands seeing a new baby

Merle looked at his apparent now human son who was playing with his shoe laces like normal wiggling his body and jumping on it Merle picked up the kid as it purred then tried to eat out his cat bowl,”No no no we gonna get you actual food”He said no longer finding it cute that you eat outta a big bowl on the floor as he took you to the kitchen grabbing you a venison burger a whole one for yourself as you watched him expecting him to cut it in little strands for you

Merle:”No you can eat the whole thing.”

Your tail swayed happily as you purred eating it then discovering it’s easier to hold it people watched confused on why the boy had cat ears and tail feeling bad thinking some outside psycho did something .You finished eating as Merle thought it’d be good to teach you to hunt the most you brought him was a mouse or a hair tie when you were a kitten he took you outside carrying you as he tried teach you to shoot slingshots but you kept chasing the pepples or rolling around in the grass laying in the sun as Merle picked you up,”Listen boy you ought to learn this or you won’t make it in this world.”

A hawk was heard as you had airplane ears hiding,”Daddy!Daddy!”

You were shaking as Merle got a flashback:

6 year old Merle:”Mama I’m scared”

He was covered in bruises and welts shaking in his moms arms as she was covered in black and blue,”I told you not to step in, now be a big boy and go to your father.”

Merle:”No mama no!”

End of flashback

Merle brought the boy inside,”When you’re older then.shh shh I got you I got you…you’re safe with me”

“Sorry daddy..”