GeekCat

Oh hi! Yeah I wanted to talk to you about something important-but don't worry. When we were leaving yesterday and we were saying bye to my mom, I noticed the background music changed for a bit. I couldn't help but notice- Why was it the romantic song. Why was the romantic song playing when you were talking to my mom. Don't lie to me I know this song I have been the third whell for the main couple for the last months, this show only had the budget for 1 big romance song and its the only one that plays. I know this song by heart. Why was the song playing. Are you trying to- Are you banging my mom.dude. Dude.

Spike Spiegel, Gerard Way, Jack Black, and Jenny Nicholson's self insert OC from her disastrous visit to the Star Wars Hotel are all tied with 29 votes

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

what if I just made my profile picture a male calico cat or something. hurm

Could I suggest a picture of Dawntreader Texas Calboy? He is a beautiful male calico cat who is a chimera. He's also somewhat controversial among some cat fancy associations since he is a male cat with female colors, and some people are strangely transphobic towards him, despite him being a cat? There was even a rule implemented to keep him from competing in a cat show. If you look up his name, he made a few news articles.

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

He’s so shy he died

mind you in the lore this thing will lay waste to all of neopia and erase all life if we don't defeat it

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me