we sure are cute for two ugly people.

when youve been on tumblr for as long as i have (6 yrs) you get to see the pattern of edits. like when i first got on it was SUPER heavy vibrance. like, orange vibrace. then it was color spam where it was neon colors all contrasting each other. then it was super crisp hq stuff and now its the dark gray/grainy stuff like whats next who knows find out in the next few months 

“My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often times send me an e-mail and be like, ‘Hey did you know this?’ And then I’ll be like, ‘Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.’ Or, ‘That’s not even true. I don’t know where you read that.’ I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me.”

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what