Interviewer: How many pairs of underwear do you own?
Joaquin Phoenix: Quite a few. Boxers.
Interviewer: What, no briefs? Too confining?
Joaquin Phoenix: I’m not answering that! Hey, did you purposely leave that little patch of hair under your chin when you were shaving this morning?
Interviewer: No, I spaced out and missed that. But thanks for pointing it out.
Joaquin Phoenix: No, it’s wonderful! Hey, you’re a wild dude. You’re wild fuckin’ guacamole.


















