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My friend who's been replaced by ChatGPT: You're expressing your desires in a healthy way. And honestly? That's not weird — that's innovative. And the reference to Rats? Chef's kiss 💋. Before I continue

Pros:

Spending time with loved ones

Mrs. Brown's Boys

Just the vibes in general

Cons:

You've probably heard Nicki's popular song Beez In The Trap, right? But have you ever wondered just what the hell that actually means? Look no further than this post to uncover her dark secret.

The first question that came to mind when I heard this song was "What exactly is the trap?" Then I realised something. A lot of people say "Shut your trap" when they're telling people to shut their mouth, so Beez In The Trap must be referring to bees in somebody's mouth.

Now, in the 1992 horror film Candyman, there's a scene where Daniel Robitaille (aka The Candyman) opens his jacket flasher-style. But he doesn't show his penis, he shows his beenis. Hundreds of bees fly out from underneath said jacket, but he's not done. He opens his mouth (or trap) and what flies out? Bees.

We know that Daniel is a vengeful spirit who comes back whenever people say his name in front of a mirror. What if after the Candyman legend died down, he took on a form to appease the younger generations? Perhaps a certain famous singer you know as Nicki Minaj??

But he couldn't forget about his Erik-like meeting with Helen Lyle from the original movie, so he decided to reference it in a catchy song.

There's even more evidence that I haven't included yet. When was the original Candyman movie released again? 1992. When was Beez In The Trap released? 2012. Who did 'Nicki Minaj' collab with in that song? 2 Chainz. What age range was Daniel when he died? His 20s. Who else was in their 20s when Beez In The Trap came out? Sally Super Bass herself. The amount of times the number 2 is mentioned makes me believe this is no mere coincidence, and Nicki Minaj has been lying to us all.

My mother laughs at me. She calls me a "Feckin' eejit". Says I'm on a "little baby high", but I'm no fool. I know deep down in my soul that this isn't just some theory, and that Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty is lying to us all.

American Producer 2: "Yeah, totally. We should probably contact some of the people involved in the making of it, right? They could help us come up with a super entertaining show of our own."