Ravings of A Lunatic Writer

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

wait

thought this was how they made chicken mcnuggets

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

Half the fun is that they followed the letter of the order while violating the spirit. The other half is watching Chekhov’s Civillian smash through the wall.

chekhov’s civilian, i love it. you can stay. 

Imma tell my kids this is Ratatouille

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

And your tuba

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

There absolutely is shadow banning.

It really is real, I had to write to the staff to get un-shadow banned.

See this complete incompetence is why I'm on this site

we have to bring back art deco like right now

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

So the general public is just okay with one of the biggest Hollywood stars belonging to a destructive UFO cult that blackmailed thousands of people and infiltrated the US government?

Is it time to drag Tom Cruise for scientology again?

Always.

huh I thought this was going to b about Will Smith

Will Smith’s only crimes are After Earth, the Wild Wild West remake, and Men in Black 2.