melancholy

Finally meets the repeat offenders that are destroying the sweepers and diverting power and probably caused at least two mako reactor explosions. “Oh…. it’s you.”

‘reeve said i wasn’t allowed to murder the president. but he didn’t say i couldn’t dox his bank information to the public.’

‘don’t stand directly behind cloud when he bends over and has his buster sword equipped. you will get sliced in half.’

“Requesting permission to kill.” “No.” “Requesting permission to maim,” “No.” “—Requesting permission to mildly inconvenience?”

     ‘— oh did he get out again?’

Leanna sending an email when she’s pissed off at someone in her department. ‘I hope this email finds you before I do.’

‘According to most advanced algorithms, the world’s best name is Craig. ‘

‘To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror. ‘

‘The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands. ‘

‘Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks. ‘

‘The world is only three feet in diameter. We’re all just really really tiny.’

‘Androids that insist on going into space are inferior to androids that don’t. ‘

“This is my brother. His name is Cait Sith. He likes to think he can tell the future but really he’s just running a fortune cookie generator module he found online…”

‘If a walking, talking cat approaches you saying he’ll read your fortune. Don’t give him your money. He’ll just spend it on catnip.’

in order to successfully ground leanna you have to put her in airplane mode..