alma

Mfs will be like “Omg I hate radfems and terfs! They’re awful! Radfeminsim and Terf ideology is bad!!!” And then turn around and be like “All men are evil and bad and all women are pure and good! But it’s okay this time because I’m including trans people!!!!”

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

be honest with yourself about your needs

Money

i was gonna say something like water but that too

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

listen...spray some of that nice perfume...use the good hand cream...wear that outfit even if you are just staying home...light those special candles you have been saving...enjoy those little things even if there is no occasion