Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

sleepy girl takes "worst nap ever" wakes up at ungodly hour in a nauseous sweat

Walter white should've started one of those channels where people just mix slime together and cut soap and stuff instead of doing all the stuff he did in the show

college is all about going up and down stairs

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

why is it so humiliating when you’re wearing a mask and it makes your glasses fog. like okay loser

fan service is ok when i like it