because I missed a few things so SPOILERS!!!
- Malia and Jordan. Justā¦no. After the flat out said that Jordan and Lydia were deeply connected through their connection to death and then blatantly displaying their chemistry in the showā¦they put Malia and Jordan together? Way to fuck with your own continuity. It would have made more sense for Lydia to come back and then reconnect with Jordan.
- what exactly is Malia doing these days other than boning the deputy? Because it seems like she spends most of her time in coyote form. Sheās certainly no less feral now than she was 10(ish) years ago. Also, the one member of the pack that was obsessed with getting out into the world enough to say Beacon Hills can go fuck itself, is one of the only characters to stay. Make it make sense.
- They mixed the Oni with some aspects of the Wild Hunt which felt confusing.
You might be surprised to learn that if you binge watch the show and donāt participate in the live fandom echo chamber thenā¦āSterekā isnāt a thing. Itās invented by the fans who want more dd/lg gayness ā because for reasons. But on the main run of the show it isnāt even remotely romantically coded. Itās instead coded as a big brother being heartily and constantly annoyed by his little brotherās shadow/best friend who is meant to be an outsider but who keeps inserting himself into HIS pack (family unit). Then thereās later coding as the former formative presence in the younger brotherās life who has now been supplanted/usurped by the shadow ā leaving big brother on the outside looking in. Eventually as the story progresses, the big brother comes to accept the shadow character as an occasionally useful member of the pack, if not still an annoying one. They didnāt enjoy crossing paths or being forced into situations together and they NEVER saw the same situation from the same perspective ā it was more teenage obliviousness on Stilesā part and begrudging acceptance on Derekās. And begrudging acceptance is what the Jeep speech was all about. Derekās complicated feelings about Jeep were about his complicated feelings about Stiles ā but complicated feelings arenāt always romantic feeling. It was more about Derek coming to the realization that Stilesā presence in his life in the old days might just have been more formative than heād been willing to admit at the time. We change other peopleās live with our presenceā¦or absence, whether we realize it or not.
- Eli was definitely meant to be a Stiles stand-in. But not the cool, Murder-boarding, putting-together-the-obscure-pieces Stiles. No, he had to be tripping over his own feet, worst player on the team Stiles. And maybe, at the heart of that, was part of why Derek was able to make peace with his negative feelings about Stiles. During the show, he obviously was frustrated by Stilesā very human qualities ā the goofiness and the clumsiness in particular (and the constant sarcasm as well) ā the way that someone whoās never had a clumsy day in their life can feel about someone whoās constantly tripping over things or knocking breakable items to the ground. His disdain for Stiles when he was like this was palpable in a teeth-grinding, jaw clenching kind of way. So to now be saddled with a kid that exhibits many of these same qualities isā¦a cosmic lesson. He HAS to love Eli ā he has no choice ā meaning he has to accept and love the qualities that he once disdained in Stiles, in someone else. And in the end, that means, through Eli, he sees teenaged Stiles in a new light, a much more positive, less teeth-grinding light.
- Teen Wolf continues its cringey reputation for inappropriate relationships. Scott is now in his early 30ās and is now getting back together with his 17 year old once dead girlfriend. Allison may look age appropriate but she has no life experience beyond turning 17 and then dying. But I guess 17 is the age of consent in CA and at least his last name isnāt DiCaprio.
- I did like that Dr. Fenris made a return. But are we still not going to talk about how Fenris is the name for The Great Wolf in Norse mythology? Still? Weāre just going to keep leaving that out there?
- So if Scott gave the Nogitsune the Gift, then shouldnāt he be Scottās Beta and susceptible to his Alpha thrall? Iām asking because this show apparently conveniently forgot some of its own rules and continuity for this movie. Like how Eli said he might be the first Hale to never turn, when we know from canon that several of the Hales that Kate murdered did not in fact exhibit the dominant traits of the werewolf gene and were just normals.
ā I hated how they kept repeating exposition to each other like it was their first rodeo. āItās a tree. Itās a Sacred Grove.ā Itās called a Nemeton.ā Fuuuuuuuuck. Either this movie is for fans or for new audiences. Pick one. If itās for new audiences then create a neophyte character to stand in for dummies who never watched the show. Also, the show is available on many platforms. Get caught up. Or you know what ā an amnesiac Allison might have been a perfect newbie stand-in if they hadnāt wasted all that time turning her into a mindless killing machine who had zero character traits in common with her original character.
- As show, Teen Wolf was a soft reboot of the 80ās Michael J Fox sleeper comedy of the same name (a film that was a much bigger hit than it had a right to be). And as soft reboots go, it was the mushiest of mushes, literally only sharing the name of the main character. Not even the origin story was the same, as Scott from the movie came from a long line of werewolves but didnāt get the memo until his first change. Iāve always said, this show would have been better off if it had been name āTrue Alphaā (or something) and had been set in college. At least then the sex lives of our main characters would have seemed less icky. Also college can be more realistically drawn out for a long period. Many people donāt finish in four years and thatās okay. And then thereās grad school.
- Beacon Hills didnāt look like Beacon Hills. Even The Preserve looked anemic of trees. I knowā¦it was filmed in Georgia.
- Derek is a mechanic and owns an auto shop. What in the ever loving hell? Look, it never sat super well with me that on the show he seemed to be a āman of leisureā with no perceivable form of income (who spent all his time with teenagers). But I was okay with him being one of the lone heirs to an old money family who rested on his trust fund laurels or his passive income from real estate investments. Which is why it would have made more sense for Derek to have been a contractor ā flipping houses for profit. Did we ever see him so much as lift the hood of car on the show? Car guys are car guys and theyāre always under the hood or the chassis and that never was Derek. He drove several vehicles but thatās because he was the type of guy to trade the old one in for the new model to avoid changing the flat.
-Why? WHY Did Chris and Melissa break up?!? I need a reason. If you were eagle eyed it was clear that he still cares for her (always watching for her reaction, little intimate touches, etc) while it seemed like she was doing her best to ignore him. Thereās obviously a story there, even if itās just between the actors. Iām so mad about this, likeā¦
- Iām sorry but any one of the 10,000 (!!!) normals in the stadium could have broken the mountain ash boundary during an evacuation so that wasnāt a full proof plan.
- Killing Derek. Iām just not even going to dignify it. An Alpha is not a replacement for a dad.
- This one goes waaaay back so Iām just going to take the opportunity to bitch about it now. Why the FUCK is Melissa a nurse??? Iām just sayingā¦her depth of medical knowledge (not to mention her access and duties) would have been more believable coming from someone with an actual MD. I guess some people still have a problem with the concept of lady doctors. I always thought her character would have been better if she had been the understaffed, overworked pathologist frantically doing baffling autopsies in the basement morgue. Her work providing her som with a good, stable lifestyle, but creating a rift between them because sheās just so busy (and baffled by all the ANIMAL ATTACKS!) until she learns about the supernatural world her sonās been drawn into, bringing them closer together than ever before. DR. McCall, tyvm. Tragically widowed when her drunk husband drove off a bridge. Iām just saying.
I should not be this mad, but damn, if they think this was a ālove letter to fansā then that explains a lot of the toxic relationships on the show.
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