interior, exterior, eldritch

Like okay, Mr. Statement Giver, you were a very young child, and you just read a spooky children’s book, and your childhood bully stole it from you. And you’re oh-so convinced that the way your bully walked off was because the book’s monster was calling him and the house he went into belonged to the book’s monster and the monster got him the end.

No one else who can corroborate any events. No evidence whatsoever. A hearsay statement from childhood that sounds like a normal interaction played-up by the imagination of a scared kid frightened by his scary book.

The only evidence in Jon’s favor is the fact that the book was a Leitner. But that’s basically tautological. The only reason Jon was lending extra credibility to Leitner-book statements is BECAUSE of his encounter with A Guest for Mr. Spider.

"There are no verifiably supernatural details in this case. All Mr. Sims recounts of scary spider limbs opening the door are far more likely explained by the over-active imagination of a child who has just read a scary, scary book. And a scary book is, itself, not a supernatural matter.

"Mr. Sims cannot recall the name of the childhood bully who, supposedly, vanished in this encounter. And with no name, there is hardly a lead to follow up on. Mr. Sims' grandmother is dead and cannot be questioned. There were no eye-witnesses to the event, nor does Mr. Sims recall the street where the vanishing supposedly happened. The book cannot be recovered, nor even verified.

Propaganda

Dragana Vukovic (The White Vault):

God I don't know what to say other than she's an icon. Badass mountain climber adventurer who knows how to fly a helicopter. True ride or die friend.

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives):

real footage of trexel geistman sightings

Trexel Geistman found in Argentina

top 10 unexplained security alert events

Fear Of Space Funnymen

[ID: Trexel Geistman (he/him) drawn over a meme where he is crawling out of the ocean with a fish in his mouth. He is a fat white man with a receding hairline and blonde hair that is dyed white. His mustache is also dyed pink and two fangs hold onto the fish. Text in the top right says, "I'm not like other girls". END ID]

I never shared this on here even though its one of the best and silliest ways I've drawn Trexel. Shame on me. Also today (7/29) is his birthday so everyone wish him a Birthday!

[id: art of trexel geistman, a fat hairy man with pink hair, grinning at the viewer and doing a peace sign. he's wearing a star-patterned shirt, and behind him are many hearts. /end id]

Reasons bellow cut!

Oh hey! I hadn’t posted these Stellar Firma sketches here!

(I wanna be known as the person who won’t let go of this podcast.)

I needed to draw my comfort characters a bit last Christmas.

It’s always helpful to draw Trexel when I feel anxious, cause he’s a mess but really owns it!