the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store