Got A Pretty Face And Plenty To Say 👄

half my posts have been marked explicit and they’re literally just paint splatters???? this is awful

A geology field trip

Big fucking boy!!!

What breed is this!!! I LOVE HIM!

Period

there is no god. only pussy

Remember today when you see 100+ articles about how ‘civil’ and ‘noble’ H.W. Bush was that today is World AIDS Day. That 100,000 people, many LGBT+ individuals, especially gay men, died under his and Reagan’s watch. That he banned HIV+ people from entering the US, reduced research funding, and prevented educators from speaking about safe sex in favor of abstinence only education.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

one of my coworkers commented on how people tend to sit at the end of the conference room that’s off-camera and i almost said “i don’t want people to know i exist”

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

Marriage is such a goal for me. A healthy & loving marriage, with someone who is my best friend.