𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖟𝖞 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖑 𝕱𝖆𝖓

you fools, deadpool would be proud of it

Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”

deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories

@starspatter

*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker

“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”

Korg: So when you cuddle are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Thor: I’m a knife. Loki: he's a little spoon Valkyrie, playing five finger fillet on Loki: I can vouch for that Bruce, sticking his head into the doorway: the best little spoon Heimdall, standing in the corner sagely: little spoon is his usual preference Thor: /face red/ Korg: ...ah, so he’s a little spoon, and a liar

what people don’t understand is that he is being polite by being the little spoon. people might be threatened if he shows up in their room demanding cuddles so he counteracts this possibly perceived notion by not using his advantageous height against them! He is being considerate !

#crimes that may or may not have required them to sling shot a gauntlet filled with evil things into a volcano (via @ladyofthestayingpower)

@worstloki Ooh that wasn’t my tag, but it popped up in the tags I had to choose from 💖 thanks though 💖

‘Your backbone belongs to me, fiend.’

Thor: YOU STABBED ME!! Loki: skill issue Thor: IT'S NOT!! Loki: learn to dodge...?

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

Okay but imagine after Bucky being saved by Steve and is slowly healing with the other Avengers and Steve is still sour about this moment and constantly just like "I couldn't imagine what it would be feel like to be used like a weapon against your will. Can't recall feeling like that ever in my life. It's not like my best friend used me as a caTAPULT-" "I SAID I'M SORRY"