anxiety’s hoe

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

emotional intelligence is really nonnegotiable to me i can't tolerate anybody who needs to be walked through how to be a decent human being

i could blog better than this but i won't