Pretty, Funny

ALEX HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY KING

my birthday is in july! :)

women's deodorant commercials be like: ✨confidence is stored in the armpits✨

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

Y’all…. I just screamed on the top of my lungs

Powerful statements like these, that juxtapose the condemnation of such a simple and pure thing as love with the honour and worship of violence and death, always hit me hard and stay with me for days

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!