in the morning sun

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

[id: text that reads “Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual” /end id]

“money doesn’t buy happiness” have you ever purchased a stuffed animal

[ID: New York. New York City: Scrawled on a poster in the subway: “My mother made me a homosexual.” Comment scribbled underneath: “If I sent her the wool, would your mother make one for me?” /end ID.]

National Geographic,1968, Czechoslovakia.

Adding charms and keychains to random things definitely improves the living experience

society began to decline when we retired the cell phone charm slot after flip phones

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die