GayGhostApe

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

Ugh this reminds me of when I was a grocery store cashier. This weird old man said to me in this ominous tone, “I guess you won’t be going to Mothers, tonight?” And I just blank faced him because I thought he was being a creep. But it turned out a bar called Mothers burnt down that night, so he was downgraded to mildly creepy.

I think you met the reason Mothers burned.

@jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

It makes the dream work

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

Well, we DIDN'T raise minimum wage and prices still went up, so what now?

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am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

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