Tired of mugshots and ready to win an Oscar

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

I’m fuckin sobbing

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

She really answered ‘where are you from?’ with ‘the accent is australian’ she’s a professional scammer

When gays see each other out and about

why’d she resign

couldnt handle the truth

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise