lazanga

Fuck you

what the fuck

Shout out to the legend who tried to start race discourse on erotic evergiven fanart. Gone but not forgotten.

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we should start gaslighting the food network instagram and just post “did anyone see that hair in the food lol” until they delete a post

Love how Tumblr moved the BLM and SAH tags to their own "stuff we care about" subsection of the trending topics and how it looks like something you'd see out of pinterest and also there's an LGBT icon thingy and the thumbnail is gay porn

gay af to be a lawyer. why are you defending other men? so they'll fall in love with you? so you can fuck them?

ace attorney fans flocking like moths to a flame to this one

thursday again

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

my hole smells like rotten eggs