I’m actually Eric Andre right now at this point in my life. Honestly. This is my current state. Help

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I Made $750 For Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

would like some money plz

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

Every single time I see one of these, I reblog it. If money coincidentally shows up, I’m like, “See, that shit works.” If it doesn’t, I’m like, “That shit is fake.”

Everyone news is over. Don’t report anything else. Nothing else but this matters. News is canceled.

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

i just gotta i’m sorry

Never not reblog money doggo

Uhm pls?

I’ll let you know if it’s more than shits and giggles!!!!!

😂😂

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

I gotta go google 3 of these things brb

yeah this is pretty funny

cry over dumb shit. cry in public. who cares if people think the grocery store being out of barbecue chips is a stupid reason for crying? full on weep on aisle 6 bitch let it all out

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

“is stuart little a real person” 

This gives me unnecessary amounts of anxiety

The triple door and the uncomfertable mug really ain’t that bad tho.

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@elodieunderglass

Oh this is fantastic. This will give your brain a good scrub, make your soul feel new. This just sizzles with true neutrality. Embrace!! The New You!! That emerges from the chrysalis of your former self.

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it