if act iii really is rock i’m gonna lose my mind cause i dont even like country but i been obsessed with this album so if she does a genre i already love omg

thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit

social media needs opening hours or something we were not meant to yap this much at each other all the damn time

No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

imagine the tiktok ban of all things being what teaches US youths how to hold politicians accountable for properly representing their constituents rather than corporate interests

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived