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Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

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Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

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From what my therapist told me, this happens because our emotions aren’t really on the ‘opposite’ ends like we tend to think of it. Happiness is not ‘up’ and sadness is not ‘down’-. In a way they’re actually right ‘next’ to each other.

If you’re super happy, it can turn into super sad very easily, because your emotions are already highly elevated and it’s only a very minor shift as far as your brain is concerned.

Knowing this can help you fight it, and it can help you be more aware of what’s going on while you’re happy and help avoid shifting towards misery.

I used to always wonder why it seemed like my happy days ‘couldn’t last’ or that bad things would ‘always’ happen when I was happy. It’s not that happiness is doomed to fail, it’s that emotions are volatile. I hope that helps people who experience this too- when you understand what’s going on more it’s easier to manage.

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Anyway no more making fun of asexual people for existing in 2020 that shit ain’t cute and it never was

#oh mood

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why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

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i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

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If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

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Me

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We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

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this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.

she still baby tho…

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- prevent another depression/anxiety cycle

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There we go

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- lift debris off people if they’re caught in an accident

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Be the best at hugging

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get revenge

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Flex on em

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Carry more books

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Be strong enough to carry big dogs

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Be strong enough to carry your loves

Also be strong enough to throw your partner during swing dancing

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Make Thor proud

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Strong enough to punch nazis

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Wear tight sleeves on purpose and then flex and destroy them

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museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

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yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

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Yes, and I’ve spoken to my therapist about it, who offered an explanation:

She says that people who from a young age were made to feel like they kept doing things wrong - people who’s parents had impossibly high standards for them, people who were bullied, people who have special needs, people who didn’t develop crushes on the “right” people, people who didn’t act like the “right” gender - basically ended up being made to feel guilty so much that guilt became their default response to everything. Guilt became the emotional response to anything which the person didn’t already have a set emotion for.

People for whom guilt is the default emotional response are also more likely to have low self-esteem, doubt their own experiences, and experience impostor syndrome. So, watch out for that too guys

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THIS TYPE OF ENERGY!!!!!!!!!

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My favourite hockey mood is players on the bench squinting up at the scoreboard like ‘I don’t know how to read’.

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Well somebody had to step up and be the singer on camera...

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It’s official.... Cale Makar is my favorite human.

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Phil Myers the smelling salt guy.

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this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

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This is what “boys will be boys” should be

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Artemi Panarin is a racist. Never forget it.

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