catch me in the woods

If you can’t handle me at my squonk you don’t deserve me at my flatwoods monster.

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

need to curl up and lay here till i become one with the earth again, i think that would fix me

I'm unmedicated as FUCK broooooooo!!!!

a very goopy "Day That Molasses Tank Exploded In Boston 107 Years Ago" day to all who celebrate

Reblog to send all of your blood to Finland

fuck ice, may they all be torn to shreds by the shadows lurking in the woods, all of them are wastes of existence

there’s a man in the culvert. you can hear him when you walk near it. he always asks for help, but no one will help him anymore. some people tried, but they never came back, only their cloths would be found in the creek. now everyone ignores him

but i think he’s getting angry that no one will go into the culvert anymore, because now i here him in the quarry. he says he’s trapped under a rock but no one believes him still, its always the same voice. he always always says help the same way, like he doesn’t really mean it

he got even angrier when no one went into the quarry, and now he’s under the grocery store. you can hear him in the storm drains around the store. i think he’s happier now though, he’s asking for food instead of help, and some people went missing again. but it’s still the same voice and it didn’t last long

so now he’s angry again, and i can hear him in the basement, i know it’s him cause my parent didn’t come back when they went to check. now he’s on the stairs, i can hear him climbing them. now he’s at my door, i can hear the handle creaking. now he’s in my room, i can hear him under the bed

there’s a man in the culvert. you can hear him when you walk near it. he always asks for help, but no one will help him anymore. some people tried, but they never came back, only their cloths would be found in the creek. now everyone ignores him

but i think he’s getting angry that no one will go into the culvert anymore, because now i here him in the quarry. he says he’s trapped under a rock but no one believes him still, its always the same voice. he always always says help the same way, like he doesn’t really mean it

he got even angrier when no one went into the quarry, and now he’s under the grocery store. you can hear him in the storm drains around the store. i think he’s happier now though, he’s asking for food instead of help, and some people went missing again. but it’s still the same voice and it didn’t last long

there’s a man in the culvert. you can hear him when you walk near it. he always asks for help, but no one will help him anymore. some people tried, but they never came back, only their cloths would be found in the creek. now everyone ignores him

but i think he’s getting angry that no one will go into the culvert anymore, because now i here him in the quarry. he says he’s trapped under a rock but no one believes him still, its always the same voice. he always always says help the same way, like he doesn’t really mean it