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We romanticize the stars, but forget the dark is what made them visible.

stop letting your clowns wander the neighborhood unfenced they are agitating the hell out of my (properly kept) draculas and i for one cannot sleep when vampires are barking

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

Am I allowed to blow up my enemies enemies (myself) with my evil mind powers?

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

Isn't it something like All Day Hunting Demons

This seems like something Ao Shun would do. Just switch out Canada with Fantasy Olden Times China.

angels that feel demonic and demons that feel angelic. whats not to love about that

google maps take me to the nearest weeping willow tree. preferably one w/ a pond or some other body of water near it. it’s urgent

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

If you miss me just text me, why u showing up in my dreams ..

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

that wasn’t mom