I got a big ol' case of the fuck yous

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)

damn the mayor of lazy town not doing so well these days

were there any good cosplays at the DNC

I HOPE THIS IS A THING FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AHH!!!

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The three articles mentioned in the image.

For all my followers who are interested in surgery.

$2.48

What the fuck