shubh

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I'll go fuck myself

Tuffnut, to Hiccup: I think you’re the gift. Hiccup: Me? No no. How can I be a gift? Snotlout: Yeah. Who would want Hiccup? Astrid: Um…me??

a soul like mine doesn't come around often but i'll let u figure that out