HTTYD Incorrect Quotes

Snotlout: Next time maybe give me a little heads up with your plan. Astrid: I didn’t want you thinking. You’re not very good at that.

Tuffnut, to Hiccup: I think you’re the gift. Hiccup: Me? No no. How can I be a gift? Snotlout: Yeah. Who would want Hiccup? Astrid: Um…me??

Hiccup, to Fishlegs: Look at me. Just talk to me. Act normal. Pretend that nothing’s happening. Stoick: Are you pretending not to hear me? Hiccup: Say something! Talk to me! Fishlegs: I can’t think of anything! My mind’s a complete blank. Hiccup: YOUR mind is blank? You can’t think of SOMETHING to say? Fishlegs: Not under this kind of pressure!

Hiccup: I should let you go. Toothless: Let me go? Do humans consider conversation a form of imprisonment?

Tuffnut: I don’t mean to brag, but I am totally the most responsible person in our group. Hiccup: Tuff, you literally just set the kitchen on fire trying to make a sandwich.

Hiccup: Okay fine. What’s your plan? Astrid: To distract him. Hiccup: Uh-huh. How? By punching him in the face?  Astrid: By talking to him. Hiccup: Okay. Alright. Give me a sample. What are you gonna open with? Astrid: *opens mouth* Astrid: *says nothing* Hiccup: Dead silence. That should work beautifully. Any other ideas?Astrid: I’m thinking about punching you in the face.

Heather: I was thinking...I like animals. Maybe I’d be a vet. Dagur: An evil vet? Heather: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.  Dagur: An evil petting zoo? Heather: You always do that!

Astrid, about Snotlout: Can I tell Stormfly to shoot him? Hiccup: Not in public.

Toothless: What is the nature of this target? Hiccup: They look like me. Toothless: Then I have found the target. Hiccup: No, Toothless. It’s another me.

Astrid: Is there a Plan B? Hiccup: Yeah. Make sure Plan A works.

Hiccup: (pointing to a triangle) This means it’s 90 degrees. Tuffnut: How can it be 90 degrees? It’s winter!  Hiccup: No the angle is-- Ruffnut: Because of global warming. Hiccup: Oh gods.

Hiccup: If there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Astrid: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself. Hiccup: …yes you can. Astrid: … Astrid: Well I don’t want to.

Snotlout: I had nothing to do with it. Hiccup and Astrid: *raise eyebrows* Snotlout: Okay it was my idea. But I don’t feel good about it!

Hiccup: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier idea.  Astrid: We could attack them with corn.  Hiccup: I stand corrected.  Astrid: Just keeping things in perspective.

Astrid: What are you doing? Snotlout: Thinking. Astrid: You, thinking? Well now I’m really getting worried. Snotlout: Shut up.

Astrid: You’re cooking? Hiccup: Yes.  Astrid: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

Fishlegs: *walks in with large box in his hands* What would you say if I came back to the Edge one day with four baby dragons? Hiccup: *looks up* Hiccup: What’s in the box? Fishlegs: … Fishlegs: I think you know.