want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

The truth is we shouldn’t be able to look at ourselves except when bending to gather water from a stream or lake

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”

$10 says none of you even watched it. Ya'll are obsessed.

I think somebody should warn kids that whatever their favorite piece of media is when they're 12 will become an integral part of who they are as a person so they can choose wisely

I read artemis fowl I'm one of the lucky ones but the lack of warning is how we get 30 y/o's with hogwarts houses in their bios

You turn 13 and your personality is locked onto the road you're taking and whether or not you'll be an insufferable person as an adult hinges entirely on if you had good taste when you were 12

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away