Rebirth in Pastel

The four seasons: hot girl summer, scary woman winter, weird lady spring and goth bitch autumn

huge vivaldi energy in this post

I went to this Sicilian pizza joint yesterday and it’s literally so underground and such a big hole in the wall that their parking lot is wrecked, their front door is bolted up, and you have to enter through the kitchen and walk to the front end past all the ovens and down a narrow ass hallway and then all the tables and chairs are fold ups and the ceiling is all saggy and it looks awful but fuck me it’s been there for 70+ years and makes the best damn thin crust pizza in the city and no one hardly knows about it because it looks like an abandoned building

There’s no way this isn’t a mob front

Mob fronts always have the BEST pizza. Visit your local mob front eatery today

No mob boss wants to eat bad pizza while they meet to discuss crime. Even if it is unprofitable to sell really good pizza there, the mob will put up the funds to get top quality ingredients and a good chef and make up the difference in money laundering.

it’s true, i grew up in nj and you could tell how good the food was by how many insurance frauds the place did. one of my favorite pizza places in my home town staged an arson to collect on insurance money, the owner got caught tho

oh god i want the illegal pizza so bad

@crabs

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex