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The poops I been shitting out been bigger, longer and thicker wise than any penis I’ve ever had in my body and I need mf to talk to me appropriately when they speak to me because bitch I’ve had bigger inside my body and pushed it out like it was nothing gtfoh

If you think I can’t handle what you got you should see wtf I been pushing out of me gtfoh!!!!!!

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

if i were joyce byers and somebody told me i was overreacting to anything i would say "remember the time an entire town thought i was insane but it turned out the government actually did fake my son's death after he got sucked into an alien hell dimension?" i would milk that for all it was worth for the rest of my life

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

we need to pollute faster, we need to help them

Little fucking FREAKS!!!!