an X File

I dont think taylor swift is actually malicious but if she were to come across like, a car accident victim bleeding out in the road i feel like she would kind of watch in a curious, detatched fascination for at least a couple minutes

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

Nah he was crucified

Huge cock though

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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