Tie-Dye Fabulousness

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

Almost lost my life to the perilous charms of sweaty shirtless men in tight little shorts jogging as a speeding truck came my way.

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know