Theo’s Corner :>

✨late night at the Elfsong✨

nearing the end of my first bg3 run atm and I’m getting very sentimental about it. I love these characters so dearly :((( <3 so here’s them being silly together

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Hey guys whose route did u pick on your first play through?? any advice??

Astarion tries to get him to go have a fun casual fuck and Gale counters with offering to show him a "magic trick".

And then it's actually a magic trick.

Astarion imagines sticking his tongue down Gale's throat and Gale blushes and stammers but then just. Leaves? Says goodnight and leaves and they're still not having sex??

Now he's committed. He's gonna catch this damn mouse.

I hate

Astarions

Starter armor.

His default outfit? I hate it. It's so unflattering on him. The shape is terrible, the colors don't suit him, the patterns are gaudy, I am 0% into it. And I mean his day clothes you meet him in, not his camp outfit.

Hate it. Ugly. 0/10 if that's the clothing he was buried in then I say it's evidence that no one liked him when he was alive