workin on it

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

whenever i start to get self deprecate-y i go “damn that’s literally something komaeda would say” and i instantly stop

stab scene intimacy coordinator

charlie kirk is bleeding out in a hospital while I'm reblogging huge eared elf with no bra

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

our shared burden, brother

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

the m*a*s*h fandom must be the most toxic one out there, I never see people type out the full name of the show without censoring it to avoid drama from people searching for it.