Falling in love with Creepypastas Headcanons
Warning: Rape, machismo, sadism, sexual relations, Blood, death, vulgar language, murders, cannibalism.
Jeff The Killer
This idiot probably thinks he wants to have sex with you at first, but he starts to realize his "loving feelings" for you when he sees you can handle his "fuck off" attitude without crying or running away like a rat or a wounded animal—you've already scored some points. If you also have the guts to challenge him with the same level of sarcasm, damn, pay attention. He'll steal your clothes, not just your underwear, but all kinds of clothes to smell them or annoy you. What can you expect from Smile.dog 2.0? He's basically disgusting.
He's not sweet, not with his words or displays of affection. But if you let your guard down, he's pretty likely to say "Girl, you're not bad" instead of "Shut up, girl, you're in." Ben Drowned makes fun of Jeff all the time when he gets the chance, when he sees Jeff's girl is around. At 3:00 in the morning, he'll start throwing you little notes with stupid things written on them, like, "Wanna fuck?" With a knife taped on with black tape for decoration, you know, to be romantic in his own way. He doesn't say "I love you," he says, "If you die, you ruin my day," it's practically the same thing to him.
Homicidal Liu
He's one of the most wholesome people when it comes to love. He'd quickly realize he's in love with you. He'd be honest and tell you without expecting anything in return. If you consider him dangerous and don't want him around, he understands. But if you're willing to love him, he'll treat you like a princess, bring you flowers, make you coffee if you ask, speak to you gently, and most importantly, your safety is his number one priority.
He doesn't have a very high sex drive, maybe a 5/10, which is average, but he's willing to please you if that's what you want. It's no problem for him, as long as you don't ask him to mistreat you or degrade you with insults in bed. He doesn't see that as appropriate in a relationship. Unlike Jeff, he's not afraid to be affectionate. He'd say things like, "Your smile makes me feel less alone." He wouldn't want to show you the violence in his life; he thinks it could contaminate you somehow. However, he doesn't think it's wrong to give you a gun just in case, you know, for protection or because of Jeff. He's a very attentive boyfriend. He mentally notes your preferences; he wants to be a good partner and doesn't want to lose you.
Eyeless Jack
When someone, or rather a girl in this case, catches his eye, his attraction isn't casual. When he feels something, it's not random. Therefore, he'll start evaluating everything the girl does, trying to understand her tastes, interests, behaviors, and habits. He'll investigate everything, and you won't even notice. Jack is a cannibalistic demon; he'll probably offer you fresh kidneys as a devotional or thoughtful gesture. If you're a cannibal or have occasional cannibalistic tendencies, consider it obvious that his romantic dinner, instead of spaghetti, will be fresh kidneys by candlelight and roses.
If you don't like those hobbies, then it doesn't matter. He'll make sure to shower after every hunt and brush his teeth after eating, so the smell of blood on his breath won't bother you, and just in case you ever feel like kissing him. He'd keep a macabre "diary" with things like, "Today she liked her coffee with two sugars... just like my victims on Thursday." Flowers? No. Fresh organs wrapped like bouquets at your door, if you like his hobbies, of course. Please accompany him to the infirmary and help him tidy up. He'll look like a statue, but inside he'd melt over a fried egg. He pays more attention to a girl's intellect, hygiene, and attitude, although he wouldn't mind nice thighs as a bonus.
Ben Drowned
If Ben were attracted to a girl, believe me, he wouldn't take things slow and easy; he'd go for it. The moment he figures out what he feels, he'd flood your phone and email with messages like, "Want to come to my cave (room), baby, for a smoke and some relaxation?" He's not subtle, and he doesn't want to be. If he likes you, he'll let you know; he's a lovesick elf. He might send you suggestive invitations to see if you'll go to his room for sex and drugs or drinking. What's wrong with him? He has an 8.5/10 sex drive, please understand. He's a Peter Pan-like elf who wants to sleep with the girl he likes.
Peter Pan loves being cuddled; he thrives on physical contact. If you touched his hair affectionately, he's already dead. He likes flirty and playful girls. He'll even clean his room and share his fries with you before you even enter—consider it an act of devotion. Ben gets attached to a girl pretty quickly, especially if she doesn't reject him. He'll text you at 2:00 AM, flirting and making unfiltered comments. Plus, Ben doesn't mince words. He likes tall girls with a nice butt, and he enjoys climbing—no problem. If the girl likes to wear tight or revealing clothes that show 85% of her skin, Ben is fascinated because heaven decided to reward him in a beautiful way.
Laughing Jack
The clown has no idea what he's feeling for you; he thinks you smell nice, or that you look like one of his candies. At first, he doesn't understand, but through comments and teasing from the other creepypastas in the mansion, he realizes he's fallen for you. Get ready, because you've just boarded a roller coaster without even knowing it. Unlike some on this list, this clown doesn't know what sex is. He saw Isaac do some strange things he didn't quite understand, but if you introduce it to him, he'll see it as a rather fun and curious game.
Jack will follow you around like a rat with bad jokes. Whenever he's bored, he'll look for you, and even when he's not. The children he horrifies know you exist, even though he doesn't understand healthy love. He thinks he does, though. He brings you organs tied up like balloons because he believes it's a romantic gesture. If you play with his nose and have a playful attitude, he won't leave your side. It's your fault for unleashing the madman who isn't just a clown, but the whole circus. If you buy candy and he notices, there will be a reduction in the candy and lollipop population. His hugs are suffocating, and he has a habit of watching you while you sleep. It's like, "JACK, WHAT THE HELL?!" and he's like, "I'm waiting for you to recharge so we can keep playing..."
Slenderman
The first thing he notices is that he feels an immense curiosity towards you. It might be because he can't control you the way he controls others, which is why his attraction begins to surface. He wants to turn you into a puppet by his side, and believe me, he has the means. It's not for nothing that he has several henchmen (proxies) roaming the entire forest 365 days a year. He permanently invades your dreams; you lay your head on the pillow and you always see him.
In your interactions, he guides you to the forest, while you, on the other hand, see an extremely tall being with tentacles and no facial features dragging you to a mansion. When you least expect it, he will speak to you telepathically. He will tell you your situation and the advantages and disadvantages of obeying him. He will be polite, and unlike some creepypastas on this list, he will not attempt anything sexual, much less force you into any kind of act. He is asexual; sex is not a priority for him. He is attracted to you by the sensations and attitudes you evoke through your decisions and intellect.
Tim Wright (Masky)
Tim is many things, but he's not stupid. He understands perfectly that he's attracted to you. You're a beautiful girl with a way of being that evokes more than one pleasurable feeling in him. If he likes you, he'll start to get a little obsessed with the idea of making a move on you, but he won't do it violently. He'll act charmingly, inviting you out, opening doors for you, lending you his coat, and even jokingly offering you a cigarette if you want. He'll act like a gentleman to win you over little by little.
However, if you've already seen his actions and know that Tim likes you, understand that he sees you as his property; you're just an extension of him. If you don't want to have sex, he'll gently force it at first, putting his hands under your skirt or shirt. If you still don't agree, he'll pick you up like a sack of potatoes and take you to his room. You have to please your man in a good way, right? Tim is a fan of well-proportioned, feminine women—that is, women with curves he can appreciate. He provides, and you obey; there's no other way.
Brian Thomas (Hoodie)
Brian is a man of few words, serious, and imposing, so when he falls in love you won't notice, but he's there, watching you and analyzing your every move. He understands that he's attracted to you because you're beautiful, but he also wants to know about your personality, your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and other things. First, he wants to be sure of how to take you and exert his silent control over you, and second, he wants to know how you'll react to certain actions.
Brian is attracted to you, perhaps because you have a sweet and kind personality. He admires that in a curious way; he wants to possess you. He'd like to have a girlfriend or an innocent partner. He likes the contrast between the two of you: the dark and violent one, and you, like a ray of light and warmth. On another note, he'd like his girl to have nice thighs and a big butt. He doesn't care if she has large breasts or not; he's more into butts and thighs. He would certainly enjoy that, even more so if you like wearing skirts or short dresses. He likes it when you wear heels or clothes in soft colors; that attracts him. But God help you if you reject him, because he'll make a rather violent threat, bringing the mutilated body of an acquaintance in a bag. Either you belong to him, or you'll feel guilty for the death of your beloved acquaintances.
Ticci Toby
Oh no, you've charmed the most eager of creepypastas, Toby. The moment he fell for you, he couldn't take his eyes off you, drooling and imagining all the things he wants to do with you. Toby is attracted to you because you're beautiful and sweet; it makes him feel incredibly warm inside, and he almost always has a tent in his pants. He's always looking for ways to get closer to you, trying to start a conversation, but he's not very good at it; his condition prevents him from doing so. He hates sounding like a broken record. He's your playground if you let him be. If you want him to do something for you, he won't hesitate. If you want to use him as a sex toy, DO IT. Just tell him what you want, and he'll follow orders.
He can be dominant or submissive, and he enjoys both. Since he met you, his sex drive has skyrocketed. Before, he didn't think about it because he had no one to fantasize about. To him, you look beautiful in any outfit. You could be wearing just a sweater and stockings, and he'd be happily drooling around you like a dog who'd just discovered it has two tails. He's a fan of caresses; he craves your touches and kisses and will find any way to get them. The only thing that could detract from his appeal is that he's extremely dependent. Don't talk to other guys; he'll do anything to make sure he's your only guy. Or do you want to see him use his axe to tear all those men apart, right, you sick, dirty mind reading this garbage?
Bloody Painter (Helen)
The painter doesn't understand why he gets so nervous when you enter his life; it's very unusual for him, a cold and detached person with almost everyone. He appreciates you as a beautiful being; you inspire his work. He's probably even taken a new sketchbook out of storage to draw you in various ways. If you get along well, he might ask you to come to his studio so he can draw you more easily. He doesn't have much of a sex drive, which could be because he never had time for it, due to the bullying and unhappiness he experienced in school. I'd give him a 4/10. He'll gladly help you if you ask, because it's about you.
Helen would like a girl with a calm demeanor, who is self-assured and can critique her art. She needs someone to tell her what they like and dislike about her art honestly; it's a quality that makes you more attractive to her. He's not usually the type to make the first move. He'd try to talk to you somehow, but he doesn't like how he comes across in front of you—nervous and awkward. So, writing letters is a safer approach. Maybe there are drawings of you in them if you check the envelope carefully.
The Puppeteer
The puppeteer knows exactly what he feels; he believes love is synonymous with possession. He doesn't try to be charming; it comes naturally to him. If you stand up for yourself and are independent, that's over. You belong to him. Behave submissively and adoringly toward him, or he'll do things you don't even want to imagine. He wants to turn you into a doll, and he will. He'll use his strings to control you and do whatever he wants with you. You'll often see his strings seeking you out or clinging to you.
He'll flirt with you to see if you'll fall more easily under his spell; if not, he'll stalk you to see if that influences you. What might charm him most is a soft, calculating voice. You'll score points if you're sarcastic; he'll see you as a wild animal to be tamed. If the girl is vulnerable, nothing else matters; you're his prey. He feeds on people's vulnerability and negativity. He enjoys tormenting his crush by grabbing her with his strings and tossing her around endlessly, and as a bonus, he's quite mocking at times. You'll need a lot of patience. As for sex, he doesn't care, but if he needs to teach you a lesson, he'll force you to masturbate in front of him. Forget about modesty. In short, if the puppeteer has you in his sights, don't play along because it will cost you dearly and could literally drain your life force.
Hobo Heart
This collector of human hearts is one of the most innocent in matters of love you'll find in the ranks of Creepypastas. Hobo Heart, being a Gemberling, is obedient because he has tasks to fulfill, and if he fails in the mission for which he was created, he'll see his infatuation as his second mission. This dark angel is polite and calm; the only thing that's hard to understand is how he's friends with the puppeteer. Perhaps he asks him for advice on how to properly court you. He's like a little duckling following you around because he wants to protect you and is driven by curiosity about his feelings for you. The only bad thing about this 'duckling' is that, as a demonstration of his love and devotion to you, he'll bring you fresh hearts, just like the tree he protected.
Hobo Heart tends to take things very seriously, so please don't use sarcasm with him. If you're cold, he'll warm you with his wings; he considers it a magnificent act of love, you and him together, two hearts becoming one. His dog is also a deciding factor; you absolutely have to like him, otherwise he'll distance himself from you. As for the danger level, it's low. Don't underestimate the hearts he gives you, because they're one of the few things that provoke his anger, and he has superhuman strength. Do you want your lungs ripped out for free, idiot? Regarding sex, he knows absolutely nothing. If you want something, teach him; he's always good at listening and learning. In short, if you're looking for a green light here, look no further. Here you have a skeleton boy with a poetic romance in the background.
Kagekao
Not even having no windows in your home will save you from the Japanese demon; he'll always find a way to spy on you. In fact, you've started hearing laughter and voices in your house, especially when you change clothes or undress to take a bath. You're starting to pray it's just your damn schizophrenia. Maybe you'd discover it's Kagekao if you looked up at the ceiling. Kagekao in love is the worst thing that could happen to you. You'll wake up at 2:00 in the morning with him on top of you, giving you a mocking look, just because he wanted "warmth."
Sometimes you'll find him out of nowhere on your bed or hanging from the ceiling. Go ahead and give him a Spider-Man kiss—don't you see how handsome he is hanging from the ceiling? Other times he'll knock on your door as if trying to be a knight with roses and chocolates. He steals like it's a religion; if you indulge him, he'll steal whatever you ask for. He calls you his "lady" and gets all dramatic when you tell him you're not a couple because he barged into your life uninvited. He's good in bed; most of the time he's dominant, although if he's drunk on wine, he'll be submissive. The wine-loving demon is a dramatic romantic who will do whatever he wants with you. You'd better get used to seeing a strange, cat-like creature loving you while jumping and doing parkour on your furniture.
Candy Pop
The danger scale has been broken. You know the worst part: if you choose suicide to avoid being forced to love the clown, he'll bring you back to life, either with the help of Jason (his best friend) or a subservient puppeteer (his personal balloon). The jester will try to be a kind and polite little cupcake, trying to tempt you, but if that doesn't work, don't worry! He'll grab you like a sack of potatoes and carry you off anyway. There's no escaping him; he's a supernatural being with too much power. Accept your cursed mortal fate! Or love the beautiful and powerful being that he is!
If you're not afraid of him, he can be the anchor or the root of the problem. He sees you as something he must conquer and possess. He ties you up in the basement and talks to you as if you've been together forever while forcing food (desserts and sweets) down your throat. Other times he comes covered in entrails, dragging a corpse (probably a child) with his hammer, and mutilates it in front of you while laughing and singing. Sometimes he'll force you to do it; it's a very romantic moment, or so he thinks. He firmly believes that love must be obsessive and violent for him to enjoy it. Don't even get me started on sex with him; it's disgusting. He ties you up while using you as he pleases and lets out maniacal laughs at your pretty face's reactions. I think it would have been better if you'd never existed, so you wouldn't have to deal with this demonic buffoon who revels in suffering and pain.
Jason The Toymaker
Well, what can I tell you, meatbag? Your life no longer belongs to you; it belongs to Jason. He's been searching for his ideal mate ever since he started making toys from the souls of innocents. If he concludes that you're perfect for him, he'll simply kidnap you and dress you up like a doll so you look pretty and suitable for him. If you want to survive, you'd better worship the redhead with all your heart; that way, you'll have food and won't be tortured. Don't even think about running away; he has Candy Pop or the Puppeteer on his side to drag you back to where you belong. And if neither of them finds you, the gothic clown (Laughing Jack) will, and because he hates Jason, he'll destroy you by skinning you alive and sending your corpse as a gift to the Toymaker.
Jason is always watching over you, forcing you to let him bathe and dress you however he pleases. Be obedient; his toys are watching you, and if they see anything suspicious, Jason will know. The Toymaker tends to be eloquent and polite, with a touch of ego. Don't contradict him, and he might let you have a friendly debate. Score points if you help him hunt and fix his toys. Sexually, I honestly think the asexual believes love goes beyond that and sees it as something out of place. Besides, that's where children come from, and he hates brats! So, please, take care of yourself with toys because he's not comfortable with those vulgar practices. In conclusion, if you want to live and not become a doll in a vegetative state, love and adore Jason with all your soul.
I made a Tinder selection of creepypastas; English is not my native language. It should be noted that this is based on some canon elements and others on my point of view of the characters.


















