Anemo for lyfe

we have GOT to bring back campy horny grimy tactile scifi. this is a national fucking emergency

"It's about protecting the kids" said the government that will do jack shit to protect kids

deadbeat vampire: I’m going out to get some blood 🩸 🧛

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all