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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Its winsday
Dont even think about losing
9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.
I appreciate, at least, that they gave the dragon with the vore kink a vore mouth
I’M JUST SAYING
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As someone who’s not actually into vore, I’m going to rate FFXIV’s dragons based on their vore mouth quality:
Tiamat:
She’s got this beak-like thing going on. Tiny teeth, thin muzzle, all around not good for vore. 4/10. Would have been 3/10, but I just think she’s neat.
Midgardsormr:
His mouth scares the absolute crap out of me because it continues down his neck and that’s fucked up. Also I feel like it would be too easy to fall out the sides. Plus that’s just too many teeth. It’s just too many. This isn’t a vore mouth, this is a snuff mouth. 1/10.
Midgardsormr 2.0:
Suitable only for voring ants. Maybe he could eat a moth or a small frog. I’m not even convinced he has teeth in this form. 4/10, because I think it’d tickle if he tried to chomp on your finger, so at least the failure would be cute.
Nidhogg:
Nidhogg’s mouth is horrible, frankly. Gross, in fact. Also a snuff mouth, but with the added detractor of being attached to Nidhogg himself. -3/10
Vidofnir:
Vidofnir deserves better than to be part of this post, but alas, she’s got a decent vore mouth. Should go to her yearly dentist appointment for a basic cleaning, though. A little small, probably only suited for lalafell use. Solid 6/10
Shinryu:
Ugly teeth, too big to be satisfying, no visible tongue. I hate the retract/extend thing his teeth do. Please see a dentist. 3/10. He gets a bonus point because I like his hair, even if his mouth is an absolute disaster.
Bismarck:
Not actually a dragon, but he gets an honorable mention for the extremely horny vore mouth from the failure sequence, where he literally eats you and you die:
9/10. He loses a point for not being a dragon.
Hraesvelgr:
Roomy person sized space, fully rendered tongue and soft palate, clean and horny teeth. There’s a moment in one of his scenes where you can just let him stand there and pant threateningly at you, showing off the entire inside of his mouth, for as long as you want ;) Perfect for pausing and admiring everything he has to offer.
Plus he actually for real ate his girlfriend and managed to spin that into a romantic sob story. 13/10
Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before the departure to Arrakis,
i saw this sign in a bookstore and it made me laugh so hard :’)

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Varis when I catch you Varis
“Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.” - Eartha Kitt
Do you reckon Christopher Eccleston payed an Etsy witch🤔
here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

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"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!
excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism
great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️
hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth
hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?
@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?
95 at present, more on the way :)
hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!
hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?
hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖
hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?
hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!
hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee
HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️
Posted by the official FFXIV channel on Bluesky. I love the Scions in streetwear.
I had a(n unoriginal) vision: Boob window G'raha (he's absolutely aware of the things he's making Orión feel)
only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for
there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs
I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows
GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.
happy pride month
this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.