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-Mostly just fanart and me yapping about this old animated adult cartoon from the late 90’s

I had a dream last night that I was interviewing Hank, Dale, Boomhauer & Bill in the alleyway and the last thing I remember was putting the mic up towards Hank and asking him

“Is it cut or un-cut?” 🎤

Me and the homies partaking in beach activities :3

S11. EP6 : Glen Peggy Glen Ross

Spoilers ahead! Go watch for the full context:

-Peggy becomes a realtor and manages to accidentally sell their own house. She fucks up big time this episode. Her egotistical crappy boss is mostly to blame but I digress she was still a major jackass this episode.

-Hank & Peggy have to intentionally fail a home inspection so the buyer is convinced to not go through with it. Hank clearly struggles with this considering how much work and time he puts into his home. He is now forced to appear like a bad homeowner in front of the neighborhood as well as the inspector and the buyer.

-I found this particular scene really wholesome. Boomhauer, Dale and Bill are all fully aware how much his home means to Hank. Boomhauer silently offers to bash the metal pipe for Hank after seeing him trembling and struggling to destroy it himself. I adore this scene, it’s short but you get to see the trio try their best to help out Hank. It’s nice to see them help out Hank once in a while considering he’s usually the more responsible one of the group. (Let’s be honest he’s the mom friend)

Some more koth sketches

I am currently rewatching KOTH and I’ve forgotten how severely traumatized Hank is. It’s no wonder he’s so uncomfortable with physical contact from even his close friends and family. He’s been through a lot of very traumatic experiences throughout his childhood and adulthood.

-He was verbally abused by his father

(I can’t confirm if he was physically abused by Cotton but I assume so? He definitely seems like the type to but I’m not entirely sure)

-Witnessing his mother be dehumanized and used like a doormat

-He got paddled in school

-He’s been forcibly kissed several times as a young teen and an adult

-His old football coach was a total creep with his team

(His coach straight up kissed Bill that one episode they were all reminiscing about their old football days that clip made me sooo uncomfortable)

-A cop took advantage of her power and threatened to arrest Hank if he didn’t let her frisk/grope him

There’s several more instances I’m forgetting but yeah this dude has been through a lot yet has never laid a hand on his family not once. He chose to end the cycle of abuse. Hank Hill is such a well written character, I really hope this reboot does the show Justice. I’m expecting it to be ass considering how many crappy reboots there are now. I wish they would just leave older shows like KOTH, Daria and Scooby doo alone. Reboots are so overdone right now let’s hope they don’t fuck this one up.