A cook, a singer and a big heart

This was written about me personally. 

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!” And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!” Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

I didn’t think I knew what “ope” meant until you said the phrase “ope! sorry!” and then I was like ‘does everyone not use this phrase’

not to flex but i’m not straight

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths

“outing a trans person isn’t violence, because violence is physical” you have to be stupid to not realise that outing a trans person is a form of violence, because it leads to violence and even murder of said trans person… which is usually why cis people out trans people. so that they don’t look directly responsible for that trans person coming to harm. don’t play dumb.

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

GOT DAMN

Let’s look at the funk

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

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