Shooky

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

春ですなぁ…

Anyone wanna lay in the grass under the warm sun until they disintegrate and become food for the plants now that it’s spring

My best friend had a new boyfriend, and after snooping around a bit, I discovered he supported the new presidential candidate. The candidate’s political positions were “horses are great” and “women don’t have bones.” Somehow, this was normal, and I accepted it before going to catch a mouse with my bare hands.

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

getting over your hatred for pink is self-care

OP do you take constructive criticism?

No