Garlic is to food what bass guitar is to music
Three Goblin Art

titsay

oozey mess

PR's Tumblrdome
Monterey Bay Aquarium

็ฅๆฅ / Permanent Vacation
๐ชผ
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
wallacepolsom

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature

Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird

tannertan36
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Andulka

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Show & Tell
seen from United States
seen from South Africa
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Tรผrkiye
seen from Mexico
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United Arab Emirates

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@galaxyerror1
Garlic is to food what bass guitar is to music

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
Things about Hebrew
A rollercoaster is called โmountain trainโ.
When something contradicts something else it โslaps itโ.
School is called โbook houseโ.
Cotton candy is called โGrandma hairโ.
When you clearify, you โbrightenโ.
If itโs related, itโs tied.
You donโt count numbers, you nomber numbers.
If you talk too much, youโre โdiggingโ.
Safety is the same as comfidence, and if youโre certain of something youโre โsafeโ in it.
When you meet someone, you donโt say hello, you say peace.
When you want to say Congratulations, itโs either โgood luck!โ Or โmy blessings!โ.
Itโs not a calendar, itโs a year board.
When you consider something, you weight it.
Brooms donโt swipe, brooms broom.
A frying pan and a baseball bat are both โhitterโ.
Preserved food is conquered food.
Youโre not a girl, youโre a guy-a.
If someone is attractive, he is โpullingโ.
When we say โHappy Birthdayโ, we actually say โGood Luckโ.
Asking someoneย โWhatโs Upโ, is actually just askingย โWhatโs the Situationโ or โWhatโs Happeningโ or โWhatโs Being Heardโ.
We donโt โEat Foodโ, we โFood Foodโ.
If you go to the โHospitalโ, you go to theย โSick Houseโ.
Sometimes we eatย โCheese Fingersโ andย โChocolate Fingersโ.
A โPiggyback-Rideโ is simply aย โFlour Sackโ.
Your eyesโย โPupilsโ are actuallyย โLittle Menโ.
Our days donโt have nice names likeย โSundayโ orย โMondayโ, theyโre calledย โFirstโ,ย โSecondโ and so on.
If someone annoys you and you want them to โGo Awayโ, you can be rude and tell them to โFly Offโ.
When weโre very frustrated, we might find ourselves sayingย โYour Momโs Vaginaโ.
The word forย โDickโ is the same word for the 7th letter of the Hebrew Alphabet- ืโ.
We have an acronym that stands for knife, spoon and fork (ืกืืืดื) that we use instead of saying โeating utensilsโ/โutensilsโ
We donโt say โbless youโ when people sneeze, we say โto healthโ
Itโs not โbathroomโ, itโs โservicesโ
Itโs not โwhatโs wrong with you/whatโs the matter with youโ, itโs 'whatโs closed with youโ
Itโs not 'what the hellโ, its 'what to hellโ
We call people 'soulโ as some sort of nickname
We donโt put glasses on, we assemble them
We shoe our shoes (actually a lot of verbs/nouns work according to this pattern), and the word for โshoeingโ is the same as the word for locking
Itโs not โyouโre welcomeโ, itโs either โpleaseโ, โwith joyโ, or โwith funโ
โThank you very muchโ is โa lot of a thank youโ
Despite definitely being a singular being, Godโs name is pronounced as โmy lordsโ
We donโt catch diseases, we get glued with them
And another optional nickname for a loved one is โืืคืจืโ (kapara), which is what you get if God forgives your sins
1. ืืฉ ืืืื ืืื ืกืืชืจ ืืกืืืจ
2. You weigh it (ืืื weight)
3. ืืื ืืืช ืื ืืืืื ืืืืืชืืช, ืืื ืจืง ืฆื ืืืจื ืืืืื โืืจืโ.
Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.
THOT! THOT!
OOH, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
HEY, WE GOT IT!
THOT! THOT!
SAY, WE GOT IT!
THOT CHOCOLATE!
W Eย ย G O Tย ย I T
when she says she doesnโt send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia canยดt
Thanks Obamaย

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
ah, hello everyone. welcome back to hell
ืืจืืื ืื ืืืืืื
ืืืจืื ืืืขืจ ืืืืฃ ืขืืืื
BONUS ROUND:
*in elektraโs accent* welcome to daredevil trash
WHO IS VINCENT DโONOFRIO? WHAT IS HE UP TO?
2019 ืืื ืืฉื ื ืฉืื ืื ื ืืชืืืืื ืืืชืืืื ืขื ืืืขืืืช ืฉืื ื ืืืงืื ืืฉื ืืช ืชืกืคืืจืช ืื ืคืขื ืฉืงืืจื ืืฉืื ืจืข
ืืื ืื ืื ื ืื ืืืืขืื ืืื
ืืฉืืื ืื ืืฉ ืืกืคืจืืช

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
literally every romantic comedy would be 10000% better if it were about two women
Parallelย Earth.
AMAZING
I LOVE
ืืกืืืช ืืืฉืืช ืืื ืืคืืืช
ืคืื ืืืืจื ืืืกืจืช ืืืจื
ืื ืืืืขืจืช ืืื ืืฆืืขืจืช
ืกืืจืืืืืช/ืื ืืื ื ืื ืืืืืื
ืืกืืืช ืืืืืฉื ืืื ืื ื ืจืืฆื ืืืฉื
ืคืืง ืคืืง ืืื ืื ืขืฉืื ื ืืช ืื ืืฆืืขืื ืฉื ืืืืืื ืคืืงืื ื ืคืืง ืคืืง
ืค ื ืง
ืื ืื ื ืืืื ืืืฉืืื
ืืกืืืช ืืจืืฆื ืืืืขื ืืจืืฆื
ืืกืจืช ืืืจื
ืืจืืฆื ืืืจื
some of yโall and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist itโs ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting peopleโs lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing โsorryโ and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. yโall really hate women!
A theory: Rick Sanchez is Stu Pickles from โRugratsโ (Tommyโs dad), since they both have spiky hair and they both make inventions.ย
okay but by that logic he is also flint lockwood from couldy with a chance of meatballs
Weโve had this theory before

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch โข No registration required โข HD streaming
WE ARE ENDING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
REBLOG AND PUT IN THE TAGS WHICH IS BETTER SOFT OR CRUNCHY COOKIES
obviously
To All The Girls Iโve Loved Before But I Didnโt Realise Because Of Compulsory Heterosexuality