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A rollercoaster is called “mountain train”.

When something contradicts something else it “slaps it”.

School is called “book house”.

Cotton candy is called “Grandma hair”.

When you clearify, you “brighten”.

If it’s related, it’s tied.

You don’t count numbers, you nomber numbers.

If you talk too much, you’re “digging”.

Safety is the same as comfidence, and if you’re certain of something you’re “safe” in it.

When you meet someone, you don’t say hello, you say peace.

When you want to say Congratulations, it’s either “good luck!” Or “my blessings!”.

It’s not a calendar, it’s a year board.

When you consider something, you weight it.

Brooms don’t swipe, brooms broom.

A frying pan and a baseball bat are both “hitter”.

Preserved food is conquered food.

You’re not a girl, you’re a guy-a.

Asking someone “What’s Up”, is actually just asking “What’s the Situation” or “What’s Happening” or “What’s Being Heard”.

We don’t “Eat Food”, we “Food Food”.

If you go to the “Hospital”, you go to the “Sick House”.

Sometimes we eat “Cheese Fingers” and “Chocolate Fingers”.

A “Piggyback-Ride” is simply a “Flour Sack”.

Your eyes’ “Pupils” are actually “Little Men”.

Our days don’t have nice names like “Sunday” or “Monday”, they’re called “First”, “Second” and so on.

If someone annoys you and you want them to “Go Away”, you can be rude and tell them to “Fly Off”.

When we’re very frustrated, we might find ourselves saying “Your Mom’s Vagina”.

We don’t say ‘bless you’ when people sneeze, we say ‘to health’

It’s not ‘bathroom’, it’s ‘services’

It’s not ‘what’s wrong with you/what’s the matter with you’, it’s 'what’s closed with you’

It’s not 'what the hell’, its 'what to hell’

We shoe our shoes (actually a lot of verbs/nouns work according to this pattern), and the word for “shoeing” is the same as the word for locking

It’s not “you’re welcome”, it’s either “please”, “with joy”, or “with fun”

“Thank you very much” is “a lot of a thank you”

Despite definitely being a singular being, God’s name is pronounced as “my lords”

We don’t catch diseases, we get glued with them

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THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

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