earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

they still have a hit titled “fat bottomed girls”

ok this reply really got to me. feeling gay again

a hat that says THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT

petting zoos are pretty fucking tight is it normal for a 21 year old to go to a petting zoo.

is it normal for a man to love? to cherish and to yearn? you tell me

*slams fist down on a beautifully crafted oak desk*

@vamptoll

the children playing outside below my apartment are very seriously and passionately accusing each other of witchcraft