In a parallel universe, natasha marries andrei, helene and boris start a gay bar with bilbin, nikolai marries sonya, princess mary becomes the first ever countess without needing a count, everyone agrees with pierre and petya is alive!

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if i look back, i am lost
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON

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In a parallel universe, natasha marries andrei, helene and boris start a gay bar with bilbin, nikolai marries sonya, princess mary becomes the first ever countess without needing a count, everyone agrees with pierre and petya is alive!

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I’m a good influence imo
I get what i hate most in this world.
Gravity. I hate gravity. I think gravity should be a feature that you can just turn on or off. Like in the toilet, gravity is mandatory.
But otherwise, gravity sucks.
my hope for dune messiah is that villeneuve throws the book out the window and makes chani the leader of the fremen rebels
‘Chani’ in my language is ‘squirrel’ so it’s a kangaroo mouse vs a squirrel in my head.
CANT WAIT
“your father never started a war” after manipulating him into starting a war is diabolical lmao

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He's rich and handsome. He's a total cunt. He hates women. He loves his sister. He's just like his father. He isn't here. He doesn't believe in God. He met Napoleon and thought he was mid. He died and came back to life and died again. He's even gay. I didn't say a name but he popped in your head didn't he
is there anyone who hasn’t been shipped with anatole yet. will it ever end.
The urge to breakup the moment i sense them dissociating from their dolokhov personality, is too real.
Where the fuck is Andrei
You can do it, Claire!
We all have.

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Being kissed wouldn't fix me but it would be nice
Andrei to Natasha
If there isn’t a guy in the world like andrei with dolokhov as his alter ego, im fine single af.
Or…
I turn into Helene.
Sorry, was busy sending five minute long voice notes to people asking me what War and Peace is all about.
Is this what being religious feels like?
WAP Characters as Stonk Variants Pt 3 to keep the Wap Renaissance Going
Tsar Alexander:
Pierre heading off to kill Napoleon:
Pierre getting captured by the French:
Anatole on his way to elope with Natasha:
The French in Russia:
Andrei and Pierre for half of the book:
Kutuzov and the gang:
Ilya/ Nikolai after the card game:
(Tumblr doesn’t let me add more photos in the post for some reason so we’ll go on here)
Alexander and Napoleon:
Dolokhov and Petya sneaking into the French:
Last but not least, Anatole:
Tolstoy’s Russia >>>>>> Putin’s Russia

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Boris = the frat guy who all the women have a crush on but he’s busy trying to get the rich girl to like him.
Andrei = the captain of the soccer team who thinks he’s too cool to be in love.
Pierre = the front bencher nerd who secretly loves watching porn and makes conspiracy theories in pastime.
Who’d natasha pick?
“What is it? am I falling? are my legs giving way under me?” he thought, and fell on his back. He opened his eyes, hoping to see how the fight between the French and the artillerists ended, and wishing to know whether or not the red-haired artillerist had been killed, whether the cannon had been taken or saved. But he did not see anything. There was nothing over him now except the sky-the lofty sky, not clear, but still immeasurably lofty, with gray clouds slowly creeping across it. “How quiet, calm, and solemn, not at all like when I was running,” thought Prince Andrei, “not like when we were running, shouting, and fighting; not at all like when the Frenchman and the artillerist, with angry and frightened faces, were pulling at the swab-it’s quite different the way the clouds creep across this lofty, infinite sky. How is it I haven’t seen this lofty sky before? And how happy I am that I’ve finally come to know it. Yes! everything is empty, everything is a deception, except this infinite sky. There is nothing, nothing except that. But there is not even that, there is nothing except silence, tranquillity. And thank God! …”
a gift for @andryushas who i got in a secret santa exchange. i had a lot of fun trying to figure out how to interpret the Austerlitz scene, and i hope i somewhat did it justice. i am very grateful to have gotten to know Beck over the past year! i admire their intelligence, skill, and kindness as a human being. <3 happy new year, hope this one is a lot less shitty!
LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND MADE FOR ME!!! AAAAA