Everything's a gag.

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

This is how the world should run

used to do this at Which Wich with Smoothie King, it was amazing

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

are you fucking serious

me: [makes a typo] delete it or keep it ? how does this typo contribute 2 the overall humour and relatability of my post , the individuality, the

me: i’m really tired today jennifer lawrence: cause you be on that phone