Gabby

really starting to regret this #kony2012 tattoo

i just took the chicken out of the freezer to defrost can you guys remind me to put that in the fridge in a few hours

oh fuck not this again

aaaaaaaaaAaaaaAaaAAA

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock 

what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff

a plain stainless steel buttplug gives super strength and toughness

Power Bottom

yes perfect name

REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR QUEER HEART FROM BREAKING

THIS IS A GOOD SITE

I had no idea they warned for strobe effects, that’s awesome! They give me headaches and nausea.